"glaad" poems
Duck Dynasty has been replaced
by the folks at “A” & “E”.
we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot
to Zeus and company.
It’s felt the morals of Zeus ‘clan
Reflect the zeitgeist better.
Zeus is fond of little boys,
Swans, and shapely heifers.
Hera, his wife, of all her kids,
loves Artemis the most.
Apollo and Athena
Leave no room for the “Holy ghost”
Dionysus will do well
while hawking wine and beer.
Though Polyphemus freaks me out
Fans say he is a dear.
So tune in for the Sausage fest
And watch the hunt for ******
The role of Ganymede has been cast-
He’s played by Justin Bieber.
Dec 22, 2013
Dec 22, 2013 at 12:28 PM UTC
For love
They say
You must pay
The price
You must be willing to die
That may not be the case
Once you find
A place
You will be happy
A fairytale
A once upon a time
Life is supposed to be a happily ever after
A garden of eden
A paradise
Where you will be together
Please leave this place of hate
And go to that place
Somewhere out there
I know love exists
Within you
Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013 at 2:58 PM UTC
I know
I want it where it snows
A beautiful scenery where
We can hold hands and taste the snow
Fallin' from the sky
Love is like the Evergreens
Even in the snow they stay green
Love never dies
I hope we are something great and something worth
Living for
Let us be us
Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013 at 2:18 PM UTC
As I lay down
I dream about a town
Where we can be together
There will be sunshine
And the sea splashes in our face
Where we can walk on the shoreline
Feeling the effects of the wind
Blows in our hair
There is no way to describe this town
Where we can be GLAAD to fall in love
Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013 at 2:32 PM UTC