"exboyfriend" poems - Hello Poetry

I lost me when I had you Hadn't moved an inch when you Came back around Underneath the porch steps Small enough to fit into Cracks in the pavement I'd of done anything you asked Flirt with me, come with me I want to hear your voice I want to touch your face Try and fill an open wound Leave feeling displaced Never forget those eyes Burning sunsets in my mind I think I'd let you in Again, again, again

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Jun 27, 2014

Jun 27, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

Rose-mary

exboyfriend

I lost me when I had you Hadn't moved an inch when you Came back around Underneath the porch steps Small enough to fit into Cracks in the pavement I'd of done anything you asked Flirt with me, come with me I want to hear your voice I want to touch your face Try and fill an open wound Leave feeling displaced Never forget those eyes Burning sunsets in my mind I think I'd let you in Again, again, again

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If you were a shrub, you would be a good shrub! Hello! SNIFF You smell different when you're awake! (Courtesy of Kollitiki) I hate a lot of people, but you are not one of them. I also hate ducks. WOW do I ever hate ducks. Hi there! Will you marry me? Wanna come over to my place? I'll show you all 89.3 of my cats! Hey babe, you wanna buy me a drink? Oh, no just water. I'm not allowed alcohol in this bar since the chainsaw incident last month with my exboyfriend.... Look babe, I know this sounds like one of those fake sobs stories made up to get you laid, but how about coming home with me? I have a terminal illness and it would just make my life complete if you would come home with me. Thank you so much baby, bless your soul. Oh, what illness? Ummm ...leprosy.... Tries to be seductive with scalp and elbows I LOVE YOUR FAAAACE!!!!!!! (Courtesy of the ever brilliant Spencer Craig) Your left eyebrow is **** I don't care about my dates having good hair or a lack of BO, so you and I should date. HIIIIIIIII I BAKED YOU A SALAD!!! Here is a fire extinguisher gorgeous ;) .......Sorry for lighting you on fire... Hey babe, did anyone ever tell you? Your eyes are as green as um those green sticky note thingies they sell at Walmart, and your hair is the color of frying pans. Hey cute thing, wanna hear a fun fact? It is physically impossible to lick your elbow. Well, I mean, for you. I meant to say it is physically impossible for YOU to lick your elbow, I could lick your elbow if I wanted, that would be physically possible. (demonstrates your ability to lick the "cute-thing's" elbow) HEY WAIT COME BACK! HEY! WANNA SEE MY SNOWMAN COLLECTION??????? I have your name tattooed on my **** wanna see? (Courtesy of The Girl Who Loved You) Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look a little banged up... (Courtesy of The Girl Who Loved You)

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Dec 7, 2014

Dec 7, 2014 at 1:15 AM UTC

ember-evanescent

How not to flirt

If you were a shrub, you would be a good shrub! Hello! SNIFF You smell different when you're awake! (Courtesy of Kollitiki) I hate a lot of people, but you are not one of them. I also hate ducks. WOW do I ever hate ducks. Hi there! Will you marry me? Wanna come over to my place? I'll show you all 89.3 of my cats! Hey babe, you wanna buy me a drink? Oh, no just water. I'm not allowed alcohol in this bar since the chainsaw incident last month with my exboyfriend.... Look babe, I know this sounds like one of those fake sobs stories made up to get you laid, but how about coming home with me? I have a terminal illness and it would just make my life complete if you would come home with me. Thank you so much baby, bless your soul. Oh, what illness? Ummm ...leprosy.... Tries to be seductive with scalp and elbows I LOVE YOUR FAAAACE!!!!!!! (Courtesy of the ever brilliant Spencer Craig) Your left eyebrow is **** I don't care about my dates having good hair or a lack of BO, so you and I should date. HIIIIIIIII I BAKED YOU A SALAD!!! Here is a fire extinguisher gorgeous ;) .......Sorry for lighting you on fire... Hey babe, did anyone ever tell you? Your eyes are as green as um those green sticky note thingies they sell at Walmart, and your hair is the color of frying pans. Hey cute thing, wanna hear a fun fact? It is physically impossible to lick your elbow. Well, I mean, for you. I meant to say it is physically impossible for YOU to lick your elbow, I could lick your elbow if I wanted, that would be physically possible. (demonstrates your ability to lick the "cute-thing's" elbow) HEY WAIT COME BACK! HEY! WANNA SEE MY SNOWMAN COLLECTION??????? I have your name tattooed on my **** wanna see? (Courtesy of The Girl Who Loved You) Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look a little banged up... (Courtesy of The Girl Who Loved You)

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"if I killed myself tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rote, the seasons would still change.. so why not?" **** this post **** this post so much want to know "why not"? how about the way your bestfriends older sister will throw up by the sidewalk of the road because shes crying so hard how about the way your bestfriend will sob for weeks in her showers, in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school how about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home how about the way your fathers eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body how about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even ******* shower because why would he want to continue with out you? how about the way the girl who called you sister and will start crying every time she sees your parents? how about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another because god knows they cant find a ******* thing to say that doesnt just float through the air where you should be walking how about they way your sister will wake up every morning and see you door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed how about the way your exboyfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while he holds them desperately to his face to breathe in whats left of you dont you dare tell me it wont change things there may be starts in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds but without you, we dont want them

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May 5, 2014

May 5, 2014 at 8:27 PM UTC

ayysloane

how about..

"if I killed myself tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rote, the seasons would still change.. so why not?" **** this post **** this post so much want to know "why not"? how about the way your bestfriends older sister will throw up by the sidewalk of the road because shes crying so hard how about the way your bestfriend will sob for weeks in her showers, in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school how about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home how about the way your fathers eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body how about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even ******* shower because why would he want to continue with out you? how about the way the girl who called you sister and will start crying every time she sees your parents? how about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another because god knows they cant find a ******* thing to say that doesnt just float through the air where you should be walking how about they way your sister will wake up every morning and see you door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed how about the way your exboyfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while he holds them desperately to his face to breathe in whats left of you dont you dare tell me it wont change things there may be starts in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds but without you, we dont want them

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