The big-bang blew out this universe
from bubblegum blown by some deity,
huge non-existent lips were pursed
then blew and blew with some great glee
then quarks and electrons came to be
from its spittle as the bubble grew
but the thing which is chewing on me
what did Newton's Third Law get to do?
Coz, I've heard there's no front nor obverse,
or insides to a singularity,
nothing for the Third to push in reverse
no equal and opposite reaction, see?
But still something blows and with glee
thick as a Plank I haven't a clue,
my head aches now, that's reality,
out of nothing a universe spewed?
When I was a kid, mother got terse
and berated me if I chewed chewy,
she'd not shout nor stamp and not curse
just say " mucky stuff, waste o' money."
But she got a laugh thought it funny
when inevitably my bubble blew,
and left my face gummed and clarty
but if this bubble bursts, I guess we're *******...
