every message sent
gets my heart to fluster
and when I got  the hang of it
so fond that there's nothing left
this is how we reach the end

There's a dinosaur
outside my door
making such a row
I think it's called an excavator,
I call it a selfish cow.

What a noise
can hardly sleep
dig,dig,dig,and
beep,beep.beep
I think that when it's in reverse
it's filling in the holes it digs
and that is even worse.

What a waste of bleedin' time
diggin' holes outside of mine
fillin' in with concrete mix
building homes with
stickle brix
I wish the thing would go away
I need to sleep a bit today.

In ten million years from now
that ****** rotten
selfish cow
will be extinct and
so will I.

May is Brixiting the
mining areas with
veneered offerings
of sweeteners by
throwing bon bons
to the impoverished
as a token gesture
for enduring austerity.