once upon a time there lived four queens
one she had a ***** she just love to dig
the other she liked diamonds and love to wear a wig
one she  had her clubs to fight her foe away
then the queen of hearts who  could melt your  heart away
they lived in a castle  each one had a throne
they lived in seperate rooms each one lived alone
oneday they got together all adventure bound
looking for some treasure that was  never found
they sailed off to an  island where the treasure just might be
to a desert a island far across the sea
then they found a cross marked out on the floor
could this be treasure they were looking for
the queen of spades was digging with her trusty *****
until it got really deep and a great big hole was made
there they found a treaure chest with a great big lock
the queen of clubs she opened it with a great big knock
then lid  flew open  and the queen of diamonds saw
lots of little diamonds hundreds maybe more
the queen of hearts  was happy with her heart so glad
and vey  very pleased with the adventure they all had

i put myself on ebay to see if i would sell
it started of a bidding war a proper bidding hell
there were lots of bidders my price it went sky high
two seconds left to go a then someone had to buy
i was sold to someone his name was freddie jam
but the name was false i had been a scam
so now im not for sale in the ebay store
ill go back to amazon where i was before

there was a little badger his name was billy joe
he was hyper active and always on the go
he liked to move a lot  never ever still
just by doing something gave him such thrill
making different things for his badger hole
he was never still a busy little soul
when ever he got tired and his eyes began to close
underneath the moonlight  the little chap would doze

there was a little rat he just long to fly
in a big balloon high up in the sky
flying round the world and all across the sea
high above the clouds flying high and free
he bought a big balloon then he began to blow
now the rat was ready time for him to go
floating in the skies in the sky so blue
he could see for miles such a lovely view
suddenly the wind it began to change
the balloon had lost control and acting rather strange
it drifted to an island and landed on the shore
to a foreign land  he never saw before
he took a look around and walked along the beach
in this land so faraway that was out of reach
he came across a turtle a friendly chap was he
walking on the sand down towards the sea
rat he told the turtle his balloon had lost control
and that he was stranded the poor little soul
turtle he  told rat i know what to do
we will got some logs and build a raft for you
so they built a raft and rat set out to sea
he said goodbye to turtle now a sailor rat was he
following the stars he found his own way back
to his little home along the forest track

there was a little badger he got bored one day
booked himself a plane and took a holiday
he flew across to Switzerland he just loved to ski
hi up on the ski slopes he just longed to be.

he took a cable car to the slopes so high
covered all in snow in the sky so high
putting on his skis he began his run
skiing down the mountains having so much fun.

in and out bends using all his skill
going very fast gave him such a thrill
when he reached the bottom his dream it had come true
to ski the mountain slopes is all he longed to do.

badger he was happy boredom gone away
he enjoyed his fun and his holiday.

there was a little mouse an athelete was he
and some day a star he just long to be
he just love gymnastics trampoline and floor
doing lots of flips through the air would soar

he trained very hard each and everyday
olympics they were looming not vey far away
now the mouse was ready for his challenge to begin
mouse he took the floor hoping he could win.

the music started playing he began to dance
twisting turns and somersaults then a little prance
the judges marked the scores and he got the best
highest of them all he had beat the rest

then on the trampoline doing tricks galore
people they all loved him and shouted out for more
mouse had done his best his routine it was done
they marked his score again the little mouse had won

now  he was a star like he longed to be
there in all the history books for everyone to see.

just a bunch of flowers wrapped in a bouquet
tell someone you love them in a special way
lots of different flowers lily roses too
such a lovely way to say that i love you
just a bunch flowers can melt a heart away
a very special gift wrapped in a bouquet

love can be a traitor take your heart then go

take away your happiness take away your glow

leave your heart in pieces fill you with despair

when the love you had is no longer there.



time will heal the hurt bring love back to you

then you can love again with a love thats new

bring back all the happiness like it was before

you can love again and mend your heart once more

heads of golden yellow stem so green and bright
standing up so tall standing so upright
glowing in the sun in the early dawn
sat there on display in the early morn.

even in the boxes of the window sill
this lovely springtime flower the golden daffodil
such a sight  to see such a lovely thing
just to see the daffodils in the early spring.

there was a kangaroo he just loved to box
so he had a match with his friend the fox
they built a big square ring like the boxers do
then they stepped inside to go a round or two.

now the match was on and the bell began to sound
kangaroo hit fox he fell down to the ground
fox he got up again to have another go
but kangaroo was fast and fox was way to slow.

fox was getting tired and decided he would quit
back into his corner where he went to sit
fox he threw the towel in and called it for the day
then shook hands with roo in a sporting way.

sitting on riverbank thats the place to be
fishing rod in hand feeling very free.

looking at the water waiting for a bite
sun up in the sky shining nice and bright.

you can feel the freedom scattered all around
very calm and peaceful you cant hear a sound.

sitting there for hours relaxed as you can be
hoping for a fish to take home for your tea.

then when the day is over as the sun begins to set
you think about your day and one you wont forget

i had a funny dream of a funny place
it had marble trees with leaves of golden lace
there were lots of creatures i never saw before
little purple lambs and a whole lot more
and a little squirrel with a coat of blue.
dancing in a tree with a cockatoo


lots of funny flowers that glittered in the dark
and a funny dog with a funny bark
it was very peaceful as tranquil as can be
in my funny dream these things i could see

there was a little mouse he just love the sea
and a sailor mouse he just long to be
he built himself a yacht of the very best
then set himself a float to give his yacht the test

out in to the ocean the mouse he sailed away
as he waved goodbye to his friends along the bay
underneath the sun adventure bound was he
sailing on the ocean in the deep blue sea

after quite sometime perhaps a day or more
he saw a little island and headed for its shore
there were lots of creatures there were quite a few
a parrot and a turtle and a cockatoo.

they were very friendly and began to play
having lots of fun in this land so far away
then they had a picnic to give the mouse a treat
laid out on blanket with lots of food to eat.

mouse he stayed a while then set sail once more
bid his friends goodbye as he left the shore
his adventure had been fun a sailor now was he
now a sailor  mouse just like he longed to be.

heads of golden yellow stem so green and bright
standing up so tall standing so upright.

glowing in the sun in the early dawn
sat there on display in the early morn.

even in the boxes of the window sill
this lovely springtime flower the golden daffodil.

such a sight  to see such a lovely thing
just to see the daffodils in the early spring

tumbleweeds are rolling  all along the plain
rolling once rolling twice then rolling once again
drifting on the wind blowing in the breeze
rolling on for ever these little desert trees
they just never stop roll on wild and free
i suppose for the tumbleweed this is meant to be

i met her in a bar down in memphis teneese
she was standing there looking straight at me
with her sparkling eyes and a smile upon her face
sent the soul in me to diffferent place

then we danced together on the bar room floor
dancing cheek to cheek my heart began to soar
with each dance we had i just loved her more
such a lovely feeling i never felt before

everything i dreamed of was dancing there with me
the girl that i wished for it was meant to be
we settled down together raised a family
with the girl i met in memphis teneesee

i wont forget that night in memphis teneesee
when  i met the girl that was meant for me
her and i together it was meant to be
that i settled down with and raised a family

i like to watch the sunset  across a sandy beach
setting very low like something you could reach
painting such a picture that brings you peace of mind
troubles seems to cease and are left behind
a little peace of heaven there in front of me
a lovely peace of nature for all the world to see

there was a guiding star in the sky above that would lead us to a child to fill the world with love
laying in a manger snuggled in the hay a holy child was born to us on a christmas day
he would bring us joy and fill the world with love this special christmas child sent from up above
now we celebrate the  birth on christmas day and thank the holy child for making it this way.

everyone needs love.  love it is a must
love can make you happy and can give you trust
love it can be shared and is there to give
love it goes around and helps the world to live

everybody needs it. no matter who they are
love  can be your leader and your guiding star
its there in your body natures gift to you
it is there to share for your whole life through

there was a ******* stallion with a ******* mane
faster than the wind faster than a train  
he would lead the others to them he was the guide
when ever there was danger he showed them where to hide
he was very big with a heart of gold
the king of all the horses  so very big and bold
he just loved the wild living life so free
a stallion of the wild he was meant to be.

i was in the loo sat there all alone
like a little king sat there on my throne
i made  myself a  crown from the toilet roll
sitting in my castle on the water bowl
i was just like royalty with my little crown
though i didnt have my pants up i had pulled them down
then i left my castle and i left the loo
it was nice to be a king just for a while or too.

riots in Ukraine people getting killed
all around the streets blood is getting spilled
it is very sad in this day and age
instead of there democracy they sort it out with rage
why cant they come to terms  and bring a peaceful end
then they can stop the riots  and diffrencies can mend

there was a big gorilla a silver back was he
he lived in the jungle in amongst the trees
he was a gentle giant and his nature was so mild
though he was so big he was just a child
he would roam around beating on chest
to let the others know that he was the best
when his day his over  he makes a little bed
then falls fast asleep to rest his weary head.

there was a big brown bear he was very old
he had furry coat but always felt the cold
when ever  it was winter he began to shiver
his legs would bang together as they began to quiver
soon it was his birthday and he got a big suprize
a nice red thermal suit  that was just is size
he was very happy now the cold has gone
and for grandad bear he always got it on.

there was a  little elephant he stopped for a drink
when  something in the water made him turn to pink
he was very sad he had lost his grey
something in the water had taken it away.

he called upon is friend an owl so very wise
when he saw his color could not believe his eyes
the owl he made a potion to take the pink away
and restore his color and give him back his grey.

elephant he was glad and grey again once more
happy and content like he was before

i heard a bluebird singing  such a lovely tune
beneath the stars so bright and the silver moon
a lovely melody with such a lovely beat
it filled me up love with and swept me of my feet

every note in time every note in tune
with his gentle voice i began to swoon
it me feel serene and so very calm
a lovely song of love filled with so much charm

then he flew away in to the midnight sky
flapped his wings so gently as he said goodbye

there was a little bear an athelete was he
an olympic diver he just long to be
he packed up a case and sailed across the sea
to a place in Russia where the games would be
went down to the pool to the diving board
and to win a medal would be his reward
he climbed on the  board the highest of them all
standing on the edge waiting for his fall
now the bear was ready and he began to dive
twisting turns and somersaults he brought the place alive
crowd stood on  there feet and they began to clap
they were so amazed at this diving little chap
his dive it was the best his medal now was won
he enjoyed his dive it gave him lots of fun
now he was a champ of his favourite sport
and everywhere he goes his autograph is sort

i saw two turtle doves kissing in a tree
happy and content as happy as can be
very much in love  i could plainly see
such a lovely sight it warm the heart in me.

i sat there a while then in to the sky they flew
side by side together in the sky so blue
i wont forget the doves kissing in the tree
theyll always be a treasure in my memory

little tommy turtle he just loved to shop
at the local store tommy he would stop.

then pick up a trolley and push it round the floor
tommy he just love to stroll around the store.

picking up his shopping he wanted from the shelf
he did it all alone he lived by himself.

when he filled his basket to the checkout he would go
it would take some time for a turtle it was slow.

then pull out his wallet so tommy he could pay
tommy he just loved it when it was shopping day.

the world is full of planets some that we dont know
created by the big bang many years
jupiter and mars and theres pluto to
there are many more these are just a few
lots of little stars the bear the plough and more
floating round in space with shooting stars that soar
then theres planet earth the one that we all know
created by the big bang all those years ago

there was little duckling he was very sad
he had lost his mum and couldnt find his dad
now he was all alone an orphan duck was he
looking for his mum to see where she could be
spotted by a swan who was swimming near by
i will take you back again theres no need to cry
the swan he took him back to his mum and dad
the little duck was happy now and the swan was very glad.

there was once a leprecaun who lived in donegal
he lived in a cave beneath a waterfall
always very friendly with manners so polite
he just loved to stroll beneath the pale moonlight.

while he was on his travels through the valley green
he saw a big bright light the that he had never seen
walking in the beam to see what it could be
he saw a great big lighthouse shining out to sea.

inside he saw his friend a funny little mouse
he had crawled inside and made himself a house
mouse had put the lights on. so  he get around
to brighten up his home that the mouse had found.

leprecaun he laughed at what the mouse had done
giggled with delight he found it so much fun.
mouse he settled down as happy as can be
in his home with lights that  shone across the sea.

Little Tommy turtle took a jungle trip
deep in to the jungle he decided he would slip.

he was on safari in the jungle wild
Tommy he just loved it he was a natures child.

he liked to watch the elephants walking in a line
but the thing he liked the most was swinging on the vine.

tommy like to swing going too and fro
swinging vine to vine as he was letting go.

he wore big round hat that kept him from the sun
with a khaki suit he was having fun.

the animals they loved  him and came from miles around
to see this funny fellow walking on there ground.
then when the day was over tommy he would sleep
in his little hammock in the jungle deep.

when love is in your heart you have everything
happiness for ever this your love will bring
there for you to share  there for you to give
to last forever more as long as you may live.

always in your heart your love will always stay
there to last a lifetime and never fade away
in your heart and soul to last eternally
there inside your heart love will always be.

harbour lights are shining the sea is very calm
stars  they light the sky well away from harm.

the moon is shining brightly in the midnight sky
breeze is blowing gently as it passes by.

boats along the bay that gives me such a thrill
sitting there so proudly in the night so still.

its such a lovely sight as peaceful as can be
it seems like all the world just belongs to me

there was a clever duck a diving duck was he
he just loved to dive in the deep blue sea
he took a trip abroad so he could dive beneath
sailed of to Australia to the barrier reef
taking his equipment snorkel tanks and mask
to swim around the reef that was only task
he dived in  to the water and started descend
into the great big reef where there is no end
suddenly he heard a funny bubble sound
coming from rocks that were scattered all around
he took a closer look swimming through the ****
there he saw a fish trapped among the reed
duck he was so clever and knew what to do
i will use my knife he said and cut the reed from you
now the fish was free duck had saved the day
fish he thanked the duck then he swam away
duck was very happy that he cut the reed
and was very pleased with the fish he freed

i saw white horses riding all along the sea
riding high and proud heading straight at me
floating on the waves underneath the sun
galloping to shore having so much fun
rolling with tide  high upon the crest
holding up there heads sticking out there chest
waiting for the tide to roll again once more
as it turns around to some other shore

i saw a little owl he began too hoot
sat there on a fence post in his feathered suit
he had great big eyes that he rolled around
looking in the air then down on the ground.

he had great big talons on his great big feet
so he could catch his prey when it was time to eat
he could see for miles when flying late at night
with his xray vision and his perfect sight

i sat there and watched him this creature of the night
he filled my heart with joy and brought me such delight.

so many homeless people in the world day
reality of life seems so far away.
living day by day living in despair
sleeping where they can sleeping anywhere

with a cardboard box made in to a bed
lonlieness and sorrow going through there head
all they need is someone to tell there troubles too
someone who will listen and tell them what to do

so many homeless people in the world today
maybe with some help theres somewhere
they can stay

once there was a squirrel a funny chap was he
he lived in a hole in the middle of a tree.

a happy little chap as happy as can be
jumping branch to branch wild and very free.

he would gather nuts and take them in his hole
running up and down a busy little soul.

then we he got tired he would take a rest
then off to sleep he went in his little nest.

they say theres doggy heaven where the good dogs go

if its really there we will never know

filled with  lots of pastures where they can exercise

in there doggy heaven beyond the big blue skies.



one day i will  see them when its time to go

then if theres doggy heaven i will get to know.

then the dogs in heaven i will get to see

standing there beside them. as they walk with me.

there was a little bat a biker bat was he
on his motorcycle riding wild and free
all around the country the little bat would go
travelling round for miles he just it loved it so.

with his leather jacket and his biker boots
planning out his journey picking all the routes
one day on his travels along a country road
he heard someone crying it was a little toad.

he had lost  his way and far away from home
he had lost direction when he began to roam
dont worry said the bat i know what to do
i will ride around and find your pond for you.

toad climbed on the bike and sat on the back
off they went together along the country track
searching for the pond. they rode for a while.
bat found toad his home and he began to smile.

toad he was so happy in his pond once more
safe and sound again like he was before
the little bat rode off he had saved the day
waved goodbye to toad as he  rode away

when the moon is shining in the arizona sky
i sit beneath the stars and watch the world go by
the quiet of the night with its gentle breeze
makes every thing seem peaceful puts my mind at ease.

watching tumbleweeds drifting in the sand
cactus standing tall oh high they stand
watching comets fly with such gentle grace
just like little angels flying round in space.

clouds as white as silk they go floating by
bringing peace and calm in the arizona sky
the twinkle of the stars flicker in the night
like diamonds in the sky shining oh so bright.

beneath the stars above is where i long to be
the moon and stars above shining down on me
such a peaceful place that makes me feel so whole
bringing peace of mind to body heart and soul.

there was a little rabbit he loved the rodeo
one day he decided he would have a go
he put on his stetson  to shade him from the sun
then on to the rodeo . to go and have some fun
he mounted on his horse with a number on his back
trying to rope a steed while riding round the track
people they were cheering and loved his little show
then into air his stetson he did throw
he was really happy that he had pleased the crowd
then rode in to the sunset feeling very proud.

the animals in the zoo they were getting board
no one came too see them thy just felt ignored
so they planned a breakout decided to break free
go back to the jungle where  they all should be
waited for the dark to escape at night
waiting for the moment when the time was right
the fences they were high all around the ground
the gates were all locked up and securely bound
so they dug a hole underneath the fence
taking it in turn the digging was immense
everyone escaped now the animals were free
headed for the jungle where they all should be
they boarded on a ship and hidden out of view
they had stowed away no one ever knew
the reached the shores of africa home again once more
now they all were free just like they were before

i took a trip to ireland to visit county cork
through the hills and meadows i took a little walk
sat down by a stream to watch the water flow
flowing nice and gentle flowing nice and slow.

there i met a girl she was walking too
looking at the scenes with such a lovely view
my heart began to flutter as it skipped a beat
the love that i was looking for i was about to meet.

i got a funny feeling my heart began to soar
i had found the love ive been looking for
then she looked at me with her eyes so blue
told her how i felt.  she felt the same way too.

looking for someone just the same as me
so she could share a home with a family
we both settled down in love for ever more
both had found the love we were looking for.

i wont forget the day when i went county cork
and where we both met while going for walk
where i found the love i was looking for
with the girl i met. i never knew before.

happy ever after we would always be
living in a home with a family
remembering the day when we took a walk
where we fell in love in dear old county cork.












i took a trip to ireland to visit county cork
through the hills and meadows i took a little walk
sat down by a stream to watch the water flow
flowing nice and gentle flowing nice and slow.

there i met a girl she was walking too
looking at the scenes with such a lovely view
my heart began to flutter as it skipped a beat
the love that i was looking for i was about to meet.

i got a funny feeling my heart began to soar
i had found the love ive been looking for
then she looked at me with her eyes so blue
told her how i felt.  she felt the same way too.

looking for someone just the same as me
so she could share a home with a family
we both settled down in love for ever more
both had found the love we were looking for.

i wont forget the day when i went county cork
and where we both met while going for walk
where i found the love i was looking for
with the girl i met. i never knew before.

happy ever after we would always be
living in a home with a family
remembering the day when we took a walk
where we fell in love in dear old county cork.

there was a little horse he was just a foal
he was very friendly a lovely little soul
the horse he had a dream that he was in a race
running  very fast as he set the pace.

running round the track faster than the rest
proving to the others that he was the best
heading for the finish heading for the post
this his what he dreamed.the thing he wanted most.


taking home his trophy  a great big golden bowl
he dreamed he had grown up and forgot he was a foal

there was a little cat of the furry sort
and he used to dream he was an astronaut
climbing in his rocket heading to the stars
landing down on jupitor then flying on to mars
he could float in space and float around all day
all along the universe  and across the milky way
he had a little suit and and big space hat
he was a proper astronaut a proper spaceman cat
when his dream was over he woke in his bed
the thoughts of being an astronaut still running through his head

the elephant is big his ears are very wide
he can make them flap and bang against his side
with his big long trunk that he as for his nose
great big  feet to match with his great big toes
he his very tall and he stands so high
calling to the others with his special cry
he his very clever and does many things
  beauty to the jungle this lovely fellow brings

i wish i was a bird flying wild and free

just a life of freedom no worry would there be

flying all around each and everywhere

just a peaceful life one without a care.



i wouldnt shed a tear i wouldnt have to cry

all i need to do is spread my wings and fly,

this is just a wish that will never be

just to be bird i will never see