Always remember;
Those who dwell
In stone houses
Should not throw glass.
It'll cut your feet,
You'll bleed on the cheese.
But again, Blood Cheese
Is a delicacy among us normal ones.
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Now I have somethin'
A little somethin'
A cynic feelin'
And quite revealin'
About me stance,
And about me dance,
And skippin' the days' rope,
With the entrails of a dope,
Perhaps not that last,
That's far too passed,
Casual conversin'
And time's birds be chirppin'
So you'll sit and wonder,
Of things and blunder.
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Ya think you're free but lemme
Speak of that bein' ill advised;
Ya sit there shocked
At a world provoked,
Well this is my world, revised.
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They tried to match an army equivalent to mine,
They tried, they tried,
Admirable and amiable,
I hate when masses gather against me.
Their intestines and other assorted guts
Adorned my dining table and sweetroll plates.
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The Greymarch couldn't have happened at an odder time,
Inconvenience is madness rhyme,
Therefore I purchased a hero of suspicious sanity,
Unfortunately though, he turned to depravity.
Me servant stood and told him what,
To do and there and when and such,
Sheoth has seen some better days,
Although it hasn't yet seen worsened days...
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Brilliance of Pelagius himself,
That awful Breton ****** himself,.
Although the conversin' was enthrallin'
To say the least,
To rise up once and flay the beast,
Me Wabbajack corrected all the physicality.
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Doin' the best on behalf of a master,
But not doin' the most he could endeavor,
It don't befront what he could affront,
The contradictions
Of his existence
Were at the very least concernin'.
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
But I wouldn't advise it.
A hero could always do better,
Always,
Unless he couldn't,
Unless he dies. then another
To replace em'
These things tend to happen when
The entanglements come along.
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Whether it be better to
Affront under certain weather,
Has nether to be seen on this endeavor,
But forever will be never unseen,
And clever.
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Forgive them with revenge, for
It has yet to be determined in
Their extermination for the wrath of
Passed sensation, pray blocks their
Affiliation to Jyggalag and affirmation
Of recreation in Order, and abomination.
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Hear me with your mortal deaf ears,
Pray tell, how have you got lizards and not gizzards?
It seems undauntin' that you may have hauntin'
Dreams of His return but not of the others?
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You must wait on your own cheese,
For cheese be earned not given,
Unless given after earned,
But earned is the important part.
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You're livin' in a glorious world of hellish rules,
The damnable expectation of sanity come freedom,
Though, I am the freest bein' who I be,
Demented Mania be the only way to go,
The only road,
Unless there be another in the way,
For if you know where you're goin',
There's no point in goin'.