Follow my steps when I'm leading the way
If you linger too long they'll fade and decay
For as snow covers ground on the forest terrain
So shall my feet be washed out by the rain
If following closely then you shall receive
New things to ponder, more to believe
But if you aren't hasty and stay far behind
The places will soon disappear from your mind
And there you will stay, neither here nor there
Alone with the worry, apart from the care

She sat there and drank
As the Titanic sank
And the people were running about

"There's no need to worry,"
She said without hurry,
"I expect to be wined 'til they're out!"

The waiter dropped tray
As he scampered away
And the champagne now flowed on the floor

The woman looked down
With a sizeable frown
And gargled and belched, "I want more!"

Stephen King says to keep writing writing writing
Even through the days when I have nothing to say
The days when it's like fighting fighting fighting
And the plot like clouds on fingers slips away

I'm fresh out of material so I guess I'll copy me
Pull out that notebook paper and begin a parody
I'v got to start with something both satiric and so nice
Like a fresh-cut rose
That only grows
In the flowerbed of our hearts

Immature ramblings from an unsecured mind
Rolling on waves of emotion like a boat of some kind
I'm so simple to copy, yet an imitation of this crap
These rhymes are ****
And just won't quit
To disappoint the audience, all

I've got the taste of a free cigar
On my tongue
I love the taste but I feel disgusting
When you lean in for a kiss
It's not you; it's my filthy cigar-flavored, lie-infested mouth
I love you doll, but no kisses tonight

She asks me to love her
Totally and unconditionally
To be hers and hers alone
Forever

I accept with a smile
But all the while
Doubt is gnawing at the back of my mind:
*She made love with another man...

It's a whirlwind in my skull
Mind flipping this way and that
STOP
Dizziness is good for the soul I think to myself
But then it starts up again
Mind tossing this way and that
It won't stop
It can't stop
It's a whirlwind in my skull...
**STOPSTOPSTOP