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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 2d

Let's together fig our **** Newtons with quadruple amputees who listen to Catholic clerics from Trafford, Pennsylvania with Frank Fenton's normally-endowed great grand-niece who found Christ Jesus in jail.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 2d

Your lesbian-gray hair's a lot lighter than it was last Wednesday! Of course it is but that's only because I quietly got Clairol mixture five dye at the Moose Jaw Mall from a big barber who's 2½ meters tall!

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 @SuzyQBerlinsky · Apr 26

Your hair is 100 million times lighter & brighter than it was before!
Yes, that's 'cause I bought a 55-gallon barrel of Clairol number five
hair dye at the mall from a ****** beautician who is just 4 feet tall!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 2d

DON DIEGO & PACO Z. SANCHEZ

mounted rented ponies to descend into the Grand Canyon to build
the most remote abortuary in Arizona. “No ***** will ever ride
a rented pony this deep just to dissect unborn Jamaal, Junior!”
Don whined out loud 4 seconds before falling to his death.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 2d

I LOVE YOU KIMI KATKAR

Joe Besser stood up to Moe by questioning Moe's
sanity: "You crazy YOU!!!" With tasers it's the
concussion to the skull, from the fall, that kills you.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 2d

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 @SuzyQBerlinsky · May 10

What's this Tanya? A birthday gift! I put a lesbian in a box & nailed it shut for you. For me? You're so nice. I know. I drilled air-holes in the side so the lesbian wouldn't suffocate. You are so wise. This is a wonderfully-thoughtful gift for any lesbian.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 @SuzyQBerlinsky · May 10

It's so easy for pretty women 'cause they're pretty. But what about the rest of us? Is it wrong for me to have a few superfluous ******* removed? Is it self-delusional to want 3 inches cut from my "monkey arms"?