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Kim shaved her legs with a sea shell and brushed her teeth with an octopus nose. She used fish scales to lengthen her broken toe nails and stuffed crumbled cat food bags in her bikini bra to make her ******* bigger. Finally, she was ready to go to Walmart without looking weird.
Your sweet words are like wedding cakes falling from heaven onto the ground, smashing and throwing off chocolate icing. Your sweet smile is sweeter than 500 billion wedding cakes from heaven stuffed into a large apartment building full of Mexicans.
The cold ground made Tommy want a floor and a floor made him want a mattress and before the next day began he wanted a mansion and a helicopter to visit his friends who had no legs and had to fly their helicopters with hand-controls only.
Monitor your dog for free without having to pay exorbitant veterinary bills. Minor surgery is easy with disposable surgical tools. Now you'll confidently spread ribs, remove tumors and irrigate bowels like an expert. Are you tired upon rising? Don't worry about that. Just drink Bud Light beer. It's got lots of vitamins in it that do not cause homosexualism in rodents. Spread your legs and have a good time with truckers because society doesn't care anymore.
"A total population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal." β€” Ted Turner of C.N.N., as quoted in the "McAlvany Intelligence Advisor," 6/96

"In order to stabilize world population, it is necessary to eliminate 350,000 people a day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it's just as bad not to say it." β€” Oceanographer Jacques Cousteau,ο»Ώ as quoted in "The Courier," a publication of the U.N. Educational, Scientific & Cultural Organization (U.N.E.S.C.O.)
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