𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

🏆 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑳 𝑫𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑹’𝑺 𝑨𝑺𝑺 {𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟲}: 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹: 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀, 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑫𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓’𝒔 𝑨𝒔𝒔 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

I saw a leech wiggle across my dinner plate as I remembered Mama & her rule that to fine girlies no teacher should teach: 1 leech each!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

Nancy's out there ******* Paul who's wallowing in oily crap on the ground that's piled into a ***** mound beside the county dog pound.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

Women understand what it's like being women even though they're crazy.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

THE BOWLING ALLEY OF ****** DELIGHT

"Friends don't let kidney doctors drive drunk!" Nig MacWatson warned his ex-wife of 56 years, Hedda D. Jones. "Thanks Nig, I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to have *** behind a bowling alley with you again." Nig smiled at that with 6 missing teeth that made him more terrifyingly irritable in a ******-******* way. "QuicK!" Hedda exclaimed in a quick move with a capital K at the end of quick to make it more menacingly urgent. "Where's the closest non-black bowling alley?!"

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 7d

🌞 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝟮-𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 & 𝗻𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴-𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jun 25

𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑺 𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒈𝒂𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆.