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Every time when youโ€™re near
My head flows clear
Thatโ€™s what you want to hear
Everything that I do
Makes me want you
Arenโ€™t I supposed to?
But you annoy me
And I donโ€™t know why
You destroy me
You make me cry

- Mary Timony
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Happy Show

I care, but not much.
I walk, without a crutch.
I ****, just for the thrill.
The wrong pill will make you ill.
Tammy died for Tommy's sins.
It ain't a catfish without the catfish fins.
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OH DONNA! Why won't you French-kiss me on the porch like you used to when we were gay trail-blazers in love with the government 10 years ago? I don't know what's wrong with your brain that ***** men who survived a big ski vacation avalanche couldn't undo!
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