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SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
That fake laugh you do when you don't know what someone just said.
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
Watching a movie and yelling at the characters for doing something stupid.
who else does this? *raises hand*
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
I hate it when you're trying to be serious,
And then you accidentally smile.
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
Painting my nails:

Painting with right hand: Perfect!

Painting with left hand: NNNOOOOOOO!!!! I MESSED UP! *angry screams
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
I'm jealous of my parents....
I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.....
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
Me in class: I'll finish this up at home.

Me at home: I'll finish this up in class.
SophiaAtlas Nov 2019
Nobody ever reads the rules to Monopoly...
Until an argument breaks out.
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