Bolsheviks' and muzhiks and even kulaks too
wrap your chains round your necks
its time for Royal bashing
its age for Royal bashing
down with Royals
no more Royalty

but cowards, sorry I mean scarlet comrades
we are doing it by remote control
please stop crying and listen

we will show you how to work the remotes
but you will spend your own money
on the batteries to send waves

all those on computers pay your energy bills
time and efforts you must give freely
your minds and loyalties are ours

now get on with it dear slaves of solidarity
do not think just do as we direct you
down with elitism power to dummies
sorry I mean chummies
you know...friends
we're all friends
aren't we

So our zealots of Papa Red Tonton Macoutes
inebriated on fish and chips
and enraged by their limp under-done tiddlers
wink wink tiddly-wink
decides as tonton marcoutes do to mount
their campaigns of terror

In ragging flaccid fervours the said they were
going to chip chip chip away
thirty years down the line the dunces are still
chip chip chipping way
God knows it must cost them a pricey fortune
replacing their blunts tools

Then our bands of lame possessed declared
it wearing out time
we will haunt harass and torment to worn out
commence whimsicality dopes
thirty years  of nonsensicality and fetid idiocies
they are still huffing and puffing

As the inherent clowns spit in the winds they said
ah, its psychic war-fare
and so began daft shadow-boxing with each other
hey! its remote attack don't you know
we sending signals and messing up mind and head
yeah! as simpletons do

So its ***** tonk jiving jazz and swinging hip-hop
mish mash loonies in self abuse
wanking in plain sight and parading their Emperor's
new coat while pinning the tail
and all they've done is now shown the bemused public
they are shamed and feel threatened by one man

Come on crawl out
you know you cannot resist
its democratic to do your Tolpuddle duties
please remember the Martyrs
and Oliver Cromwell too
come be the cheap bullies that you are born to be
you can only find strength in the crowds
majority carries the vote
mobbing and bullying is power
especially against one man
so do not hide away
come on crawl out
do not miss the opportunity
to ***** and mess with royalty
you know you cannot resist

The devil is afraid of me
absolutely terrified in quacking terror
he will never dare to face
he has neither hold nor power over me
he runs and hides in hell
begging for help from all his spawns and fiends
also equally terrified of me
they all know who I am and definitely who I belong to
my Father is The King of Kings
The Most Magnificent, The Greatest and The True Absolute Ruler
I fear no evil, evil fears me

On the news today
its said
a man has thankfully been arrested
and held in custody
for abducting and sexually assaulting
a six year old girl
Now not even the dumbest of animals will do that

In my neck of the woods
a good man
is mobbed harassed stalked and terrorised
what was his crime
he stood up to thieves who burgled him and
refused extortion demands
and we all say we are civilised human in a civilised world

You see dear whoever
this is civilisation
in some parts of the world that *** miscreant
would now be swung high
and thieves would be missing thieving hands
we say that is barbaric
because we are the civilised ones and we know best