" But why did you do that to me?"l cried..
             " Now don't get truculent,
               Was you're reply...
               Just give me the facts...
              I hear you say.
              " or by god I'll make you pay"
               But you were very cunning...
                You covered you're tracks.
                Always aiming for my arms or back.
               Thank god you never blackened my eyes...
               But then...sunglasses are always the perfect disguise.
                        I'm sorry, forgive me
                        You sob in my arms
          You're little boy lostlook and deadly charms...
                           I can't resist you,
                           I'm a fool to myself,
                           How did this happen?
                           It must be a dream...
                                   Oh god
                  I'm falling apart at the seams.
                                    

I was you're last resort...
  You're feeling drowsy now...
   No need to talk.
You tipped me upside down..
Don't you remember?...
Cascading in all you're glory.

Spilling onto the carpet,
Shovelling me into you're mouth..

You washed me down
With a bottle of water..
I am round to touch,
I don't smell or talk,
All white, and there are many of me..

Shhh... the ambulance is coming soon...
Maybe next time I will succeed,
For I am a bitter pill to swallow...

We messaged on a dating site...
The usual" hey babe, how are you?"
" how's it going ***?"
" u alright"?
Until you said" I'm married"
" oh and btw my names harry".
"Do you wanna play"?
Harry what?
" harry the unfaithful"?" Harry the seducer?"" Harry the ****???"
I don't go out with marrieds... " you're taken"
I'm not!!....

I love a chocolate brownie...
               Their moorish and so moist..
               I have a sweet tooth..
               But it's brownies I like the most..
               The rich chocolate mixture..
               That melts on you're tongue..
                You've eaten 3already..
                Instead of just the l
                It's rich and seductive...
                With a hint of promise..
                And just hits the spot...
                Unlike the guy who's dumped me..
                 What's his name?
                 Oh... I forgot?....

" did you know you're a *******?"
                  With you're pale blonde hair..
                  You're film star looks
                  And you're fixed icy stare..
                 You're perfect white teeth.        
               And you're charming smile..
              You really had me fooled
               There, for a while...
              And oh how I loved you...
              God it's not fair..
             But when I looked into you're eyes
             There was nobody there..
            Mr lights, camera, action!
           " is my hair alright?"
            And we were only going to the pub that night!
           "Is that a spot on my face?"
            I hear you say...
          " do you think it will clear up on the day?"
            " darling what shirt do you think I should wear?"
              " quite frankly darling,..."
              l don't really care!!...

"All I want for Christmas is an action man you said"
                      But by the time I'd realised,
                      Steve was sleeping in you're bed!!
                      " with gripping hands and eagle eyes"
                        And muscular physique"... you sighed..
                        But you were very cunning
                       It took you just a few weeks!!..
                       You're sultry looks and ****
                       And strong muscular charms
                       That's all it took for you to win...
                       And hold him in you're arms!
                       It's been  a " competition"...
                       But all you've done is lied...
                       Though Steven thought it funny...
                       He said he had" two wife's"!..

" Are you going out tonight"?
He stares and takes another bite.
The meal is over .. the kids in bed.
Still a lot of things unsaid..
I'm frightened to ask..
And he's frightened to say.. But ...
I think we both know that he is gay...
Whilst out on my birthday..
And over the meal.
He said" l'm gay"
So how did I feel?
I've met a great guy and we're engaged!"
I threw a wobbly and went into a rage..
Life can be funny and sometimes so sad..
My husbands a queen but he's also their dad!!