" did you know you're a *******?"
                  With you're pale blonde hair..
                  You're film star looks
                  And you're fixed icy stare..
                 You're perfect white teeth.        
               And you're charming smile..
              You really had me fooled
               There, for a while...
              And oh how I loved you...
              God it's not fair..
             But when I looked into you're eyes
             There was nobody there..
            Mr lights, camera, action!
           " is my hair alright?"
            And we were only going to the pub that night!
           "Is that a spot on my face?"
            I hear you say...
          " do you think it will clear up on the day?"
            " darling what shirt do you think I should wear?"
              " quite frankly darling,..."
              l don't really care!!...