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435 · Jul 2020
Dog
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
Dog
Dog dog dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog.
157 · Jul 2020
Drive drive drive
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
I want to go fast!
Step on the gas and let's go.
nonononono
This poem was written jointly by my girlfriend and me.
156 · Aug 2020
Different Layout
Mr Haiku Aug 2020
We do not like change.
The website has a new look.
The old one was fine.
155 · Aug 2020
Always buys food
Mr Haiku Aug 2020
She should not buy food.
She always insists on this.
I will always pay.
154 · Aug 2020
Professors
Mr Haiku Aug 2020
Some of them are great.
But some of them are racist.
Why is this a thing?
150 · Jul 2020
Rain
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
The rain is quite cold.
That means we can't swim right now.
Maybe in August....
142 · May 2020
Grog
Mr Haiku May 2020
Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.
131 · Jul 2020
Big Blue
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
The fish broke its back.
How is it alive right now?
Hope he's not in pain...
129 · Jul 2020
Popcorn
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
That dog is quite small.
It shall now be called Popcorn.
I wish it were mine.
122 · Jul 2020
Diet Root Beer
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
She loves this soda.
I will get her more today.
This makes her happy.
122 · Jul 2020
Swimming
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
Stop being cold please.
We would just like to swim now.
Float float float float float.
119 · Jun 2020
Cart of the Mario
Mr Haiku Jun 2020
Vroom vroom there I go.
Getting first place is easy.
So many friends lost :(
118 · Jul 2020
I hope he cheats
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
Is this song a joke?
It is a good song to hear.
But man it's silly.
116 · Jul 2020
Bones Cracking
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
"Ow that really hurt"
She is like a fire *******.
Hope you feel better!
114 · May 2020
Green Ball
Mr Haiku May 2020
My dog wants the ball
The ball is now wet from Will
Why did you take it?
112 · May 2020
Blanket
Mr Haiku May 2020
My blanket is white.
It is my comfort blanket.
I won't give it up.
111 · May 2020
#freemydawg
Mr Haiku May 2020
He is a good boy
I love my dog so dearly
Tax fraud is not bad.
109 · Jul 2020
White Blanket
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
This is the best one.
I've had this for a long time.
Never give it up.
108 · May 2020
Moka Pot
Mr Haiku May 2020
I want to get this.
My girlfriend's coffee *** broke.
She needs a new one.
108 · May 2020
Owl Party
Mr Haiku May 2020
Who is swimming now?
Could it be the big eyed birds?
They go WHO and swim!
107 · Jun 2020
Snoopy
Mr Haiku Jun 2020
We both love Snoopy.
He is a really good dog.
Good grief Charlie Brown!
107 · Jul 2020
Sushi
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
This is a great food.
All wrapped up and nice looking.
Yummy yummy fish.
104 · May 2020
I'm your dealer
Mr Haiku May 2020
I deal your haiku.
You beg and beg for my stuff.
They are just shitposts.
104 · May 2020
and it was i
Mr Haiku May 2020
I was at the place
You were standing next to me
You smelled a bit weird...
103 · May 2020
Panda
Mr Haiku May 2020
My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...
103 · Jul 2020
Hair
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
My hair is so dark.
I might even go darker.
But I am pleased now.
100 · Jun 2020
Why do my hips hurt?
Mr Haiku Jun 2020
Jimminy Christmas!
I wish my hips would just pop.
I need to stretch them.
99 · May 2020
Bunch
Mr Haiku May 2020
Josh Chan is quite nice.
I will ruin my whole life.
Sorry everyone.
99 · May 2020
Venmo
Mr Haiku May 2020
It is a war now
She won't let me pay for food
I will win them all
97 · May 2020
Advanced Settings
Mr Haiku May 2020
Here's a fun fact all
My girlfriend just did something
This account remains
97 · May 2020
Chonky Seal
Mr Haiku May 2020
chonk chonk chonk chonk chonk
chonkchonkchonkchonkchonkchonkchonk
chonk chonk chonky seal.
95 · May 2020
Mr. Bateman
Mr Haiku May 2020
******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?  
Reservation? Great!
94 · May 2020
Keith
Mr Haiku May 2020
My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?
94 · May 2020
Penguins
Mr Haiku May 2020
They look at the art.
They are so spiffy and sweet.
We love penguins, smile.
92 · May 2020
wall-e
Mr Haiku May 2020
Wall-e finds a plant.
He puts it in his cooler.
Now I have goosebumps.
92 · May 2020
Apple
Mr Haiku May 2020
Crunchy and so red.
She eats and munches on it.
Hope there's not a worm!
92 · Jun 2020
Popsicle
Mr Haiku Jun 2020
Bomb Pops are the bomb
My girlfriend had me try them
Red, White, Blue, so good!
91 · May 2020
Hungry
Mr Haiku May 2020
I have some popcorn.
But I am not hungry now.
Maybe in a bit.
89 · Jun 2020
Sleep Talking
Mr Haiku Jun 2020
Methyl methyl why?
Why did I say this at night?
I sleep talk a lot.
89 · May 2020
Eggs
Mr Haiku May 2020
Ten thousand dollars.
Every woman should do this.
That's a lot of cash.
88 · May 2020
Feet
Mr Haiku May 2020
What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.
88 · May 2020
Hunger
Mr Haiku May 2020
My stomach is loud.
I think I will eat soonish.
Probably waffles.
88 · Jul 2020
Applying for Research
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
Why do you want this?
I don't know man, why do I?
Will this even work?
88 · Jul 2020
Monday
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
This day will be fun.
Walmart finally did it.
Prepare for freak outs.
88 · May 2020
Heavy
Mr Haiku May 2020
My music is loud.
I don't know why I like it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE E E E E
87 · May 2020
Thanks Hello Poetry
Mr Haiku May 2020
I would like to join
It would make me happy, smile
I love my haiku
86 · Jul 2020
Pokemon GO!
Mr Haiku Jul 2020
I play this too much.
I've had this game since the start.
I will play today.
85 · May 2020
Account
Mr Haiku May 2020
Something has happened.
Split custody has happened.
The account is split.
84 · May 2020
Deck
Mr Haiku May 2020
Our deck is quite nice.
It needs to be cleaned off though.
That won't happen soon...
81 · May 2020
Sex with socks????
Mr Haiku May 2020
Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.
Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.
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