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435
· Jul 2020
Dog
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Dog
Dog dog dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog.
#haiku
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157
· Jul 2020
Drive drive drive
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Drive drive drive
I want to go fast!
Step on the gas and let's go.
nonononono
This poem was written jointly by my girlfriend and me.
#haiku
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156
· Aug 2020
Different Layout
Mr Haiku
Aug 2020
Different Layout
We do not like change.
The website has a new look.
The old one was fine.
#haiku
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155
· Aug 2020
Always buys food
Mr Haiku
Aug 2020
Always buys food
She should not buy food.
She always insists on this.
I will always pay.
#haiku
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154
· Aug 2020
Professors
Mr Haiku
Aug 2020
Professors
Some of them are great.
But some of them are racist.
Why is this a thing?
#haiku
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150
· Jul 2020
Rain
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Rain
The rain is quite cold.
That means we can't swim right now.
Maybe in August....
#haiku
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142
· May 2020
Grog
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Grog
Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.
#haiku
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131
· Jul 2020
Big Blue
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Big Blue
The fish broke its back.
How is it alive right now?
Hope he's not in pain...
#haiku
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129
· Jul 2020
Popcorn
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Popcorn
That dog is quite small.
It shall now be called Popcorn.
I wish it were mine.
#haiku
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122
· Jul 2020
Diet Root Beer
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Diet Root Beer
She loves this soda.
I will get her more today.
This makes her happy.
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122
· Jul 2020
Swimming
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Swimming
Stop being cold please.
We would just like to swim now.
Float float float float float.
#haiku
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119
· Jun 2020
Cart of the Mario
Mr Haiku
Jun 2020
Cart of the Mario
Vroom vroom there I go.
Getting first place is easy.
So many friends lost :(
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118
· Jul 2020
I hope he cheats
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
I hope he cheats
Is this song a joke?
It is a good song to hear.
But man it's silly.
#haiku
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116
· Jul 2020
Bones Cracking
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Bones Cracking
"Ow that really hurt"
She is like a fire *******.
Hope you feel better!
#haiku
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114
· May 2020
Green Ball
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Green Ball
My dog wants the ball
The ball is now wet from Will
Why did you take it?
#haiku
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112
· May 2020
Blanket
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Blanket
My blanket is white.
It is my comfort blanket.
I won't give it up.
#haiku
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111
· May 2020
#freemydawg
Mr Haiku
May 2020
#freemydawg
He is a good boy
I love my dog so dearly
Tax fraud is not bad.
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109
· Jul 2020
White Blanket
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
White Blanket
This is the best one.
I've had this for a long time.
Never give it up.
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108
· May 2020
Moka Pot
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Moka ***
I want to get this.
My girlfriend's coffee *** broke.
She needs a new one.
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108
· May 2020
Owl Party
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Owl Party
Who is swimming now?
Could it be the big eyed birds?
They go WHO and swim!
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107
· Jun 2020
Snoopy
Mr Haiku
Jun 2020
Snoopy
We both love Snoopy.
He is a really good dog.
Good grief Charlie Brown!
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107
· Jul 2020
Sushi
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Sushi
This is a great food.
All wrapped up and nice looking.
Yummy yummy fish.
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104
· May 2020
I'm your dealer
Mr Haiku
May 2020
I'm your dealer
I deal your haiku.
You beg and beg for my stuff.
They are just shitposts.
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104
· May 2020
and it was i
Mr Haiku
May 2020
and it was i
I was at the place
You were standing next to me
You smelled a bit weird...
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103
· May 2020
Panda
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Panda
My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...
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103
· Jul 2020
Hair
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Hair
My hair is so dark.
I might even go darker.
But I am pleased now.
#haiku
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100
· Jun 2020
Why do my hips hurt?
Mr Haiku
Jun 2020
Why do my hips hurt?
Jimminy Christmas!
I wish my hips would just pop.
I need to stretch them.
#haiku
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99
· May 2020
Bunch
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Bunch
Josh Chan is quite nice.
I will ruin my whole life.
Sorry everyone.
#haiku
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99
· May 2020
Venmo
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Venmo
It is a war now
She won't let me pay for food
I will win them all
#haiku
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97
· May 2020
Advanced Settings
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Advanced Settings
Here's a fun fact all
My girlfriend just did something
This account remains
#haiku
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97
· May 2020
Chonky Seal
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Chonky Seal
chonk chonk chonk chonk chonk
chonkchonkchonkchonkchonkchonkchonk
chonk chonk chonky seal.
#haiku
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95
· May 2020
Mr. Bateman
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Mr. Bateman
******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?
Reservation? Great!
#haiku
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94
· May 2020
Keith
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Keith
My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?
#haiku
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94
· May 2020
Penguins
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Penguins
They look at the art.
They are so spiffy and sweet.
We love penguins, smile.
#haiku
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92
· May 2020
wall-e
Mr Haiku
May 2020
wall-e
Wall-e finds a plant.
He puts it in his cooler.
Now I have goosebumps.
#haiku
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92
· May 2020
Apple
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Apple
Crunchy and so red.
She eats and munches on it.
Hope there's not a worm!
#haiku
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92
· Jun 2020
Popsicle
Mr Haiku
Jun 2020
Popsicle
Bomb Pops are the bomb
My girlfriend had me try them
Red, White, Blue, so good!
#haiku
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91
· May 2020
Hungry
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Hungry
I have some popcorn.
But I am not hungry now.
Maybe in a bit.
#haiku
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89
· Jun 2020
Sleep Talking
Mr Haiku
Jun 2020
Sleep Talking
Methyl methyl why?
Why did I say this at night?
I sleep talk a lot.
#haiku
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89
· May 2020
Eggs
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Eggs
Ten thousand dollars.
Every woman should do this.
That's a lot of cash.
#haiku
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88
· May 2020
Feet
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Feet
What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.
#haiku
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88
· May 2020
Hunger
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Hunger
My stomach is loud.
I think I will eat soonish.
Probably waffles.
#haiku
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88
· Jul 2020
Applying for Research
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Applying for Research
Why do you want this?
I don't know man, why do I?
Will this even work?
#haiku
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88
· Jul 2020
Monday
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Monday
This day will be fun.
Walmart finally did it.
Prepare for freak outs.
#haiku
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88
· May 2020
Heavy
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Heavy
My music is loud.
I don't know why I like it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E
#haiku
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87
· May 2020
Thanks Hello Poetry
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Thanks Hello Poetry
I would like to join
It would make me happy, smile
I love my haiku
#haiku
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86
· Jul 2020
Pokemon GO!
Mr Haiku
Jul 2020
Pokemon GO!
I play this too much.
I've had this game since the start.
I will play today.
#haiku
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85
· May 2020
Account
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Account
Something has happened.
Split custody has happened.
The account is split.
#haiku
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84
· May 2020
Deck
Mr Haiku
May 2020
Deck
Our deck is quite nice.
It needs to be cleaned off though.
That won't happen soon...
#haiku
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81
· May 2020
Sex with socks????
Mr Haiku
May 2020
*** with socks????
Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.
Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.
#haiku
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