Mr Haiku: Poems

126 · Jul 2020

Pokemon GO!

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Pokemon GO!

I play this too much.
I've had this game since the start.
I will play today.

#haiku

121 · Jul 2020

Fiber

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Fiber

I love this right now.
Fiber is the best for me.
Don't read into this.

#haiku

120 · May 2020

Nutella Bread Pudding

Mr Haiku May 2020

Nutella Bread Pudding

We are having this.
Not right now, but soon I think.
How 'bout one hour?

#haiku

120 · Jul 2020

Marathon

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Marathon

It's time for a film.
Movie marathons are fun.
What should we watch guys?

#haiku

119 · Jul 2020

Snowball

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Snowball

What the heck is this?
It is so light and fluffy.
I like this dessert.

#haiku

119 · Jul 2020

The dog is leaving

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

The dog is leaving

We fostered a dog.
Will Rogers will be leaving.
We will all miss him.

#haiku

119 · May 2020

Deck

Mr Haiku May 2020

Deck

Our deck is quite nice.
It needs to be cleaned off though.
That won't happen soon...

#haiku

118 · Jul 2020

Elephant

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Elephant

This ring is special.
It wraps around her finger.
Happy describes her.

#haiku

118 · May 2020

Feet

Mr Haiku May 2020

Feet

What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.

#haiku

117 · Jul 2020

Noon to Ten

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Noon to Ten

These hours are real dumb.
There will not be fireworks.
Why would you go there?

#haiku

116 · Jul 2020

Sticky Notes

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Sticky Notes

Pink ring in toilet.
My roommate is quite clever.
Nice notes in bathroom.

#haiku

109 · May 2020

The First

Mr Haiku May 2020

The First

This is the first one
I hope you like this haiku
Haiku are wholesome

#haiku

106 · May 2020

Tadpoles

Mr Haiku May 2020

Tadpoles

The black little ones.
They eat, grow, and are happy.
Grow little ones grow!

#haiku

105 · May 2020

Dog

Mr Haiku May 2020

Dog

I love my new dog.
He was a good boy today.
No more accidents.

#haiku

102 · Jul 2020

Baby

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Baby

It's a baby boy!
Why does this dude have a dent?
Silly little boy.

#haiku

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