Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Testing positive
Don't eat this before drug test.
****** is bad.

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Pink ring in toilet.
My roommate is quite clever.
Nice notes in bathroom.

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Why do you want this?
I don't know man, why do I?
Will this even work?

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Marathon

It's time for a film.
Movie marathons are fun.
What should we watch guys?

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

We fostered a dog.
Will Rogers will be leaving.
We will all miss him.

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Noon to Ten

These hours are real dumb.
There will not be fireworks.
Why would you go there?

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Mr Haiku Jul 2020

This is not sponsored.
I have been there a few times.
They have nice candles.

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