Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Jimminy Christmas!
I wish my hips would just pop.
I need to stretch them.

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Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Vroom vroom there I go.
Getting first place is easy.
So many friends lost :(

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Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Methyl methyl why?
Why did I say this at night?
I sleep talk a lot.

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Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Snoopy

We both love Snoopy.
He is a really good dog.
Good grief Charlie Brown!

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Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Popsicle

Bomb Pops are the bomb
My girlfriend had me try them
Red, White, Blue, so good!

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Green Ball

My dog wants the ball
The ball is now wet from Will
Why did you take it?

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Venmo

It is a war now
She won't let me pay for food
I will win them all

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