Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

I was at the place
You were standing next to me
You smelled a bit weird...

#haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Heavy

My music is loud.
I don't know why I like it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E

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Mr Haiku May 2020

I deal your haiku.
You beg and beg for my stuff.
They are just shitposts.

#haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Deck

Our deck is quite nice.
It needs to be cleaned off though.
That won't happen soon...

#haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Tissue Box

Fishes on my box
My tissue box is quite old.
It's still my best friend.

#haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Owl Party

Who is swimming now?
Could it be the big eyed birds?
They go WHO and swim!

#haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Account

Something has happened.
Split custody has happened.
The account is split.

#haiku