Did you see that Usain Bolt
The surname sure fits there
Yeah, not bad thinks Dusty dog
But can he catch a hare?
That long jump champ, well done mate
You're better than the rest
But any Ozzie joey
Would hardly be impressed
Those divers, back flips in the water
Splashing two by two
Any dolphin anywhere
Could make you look like fools
So it is with everything
Try as hard we might
Mind, I've not seen anything
Go quite as quick by bike
If I raise a smile
It's all been well worthwhile