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The Finnish Tomb of the Tween HarlotMost peculiarly of most things was that I thought all of this very fishy, daudry, drab, and boresome. This is where I turn on the second table lamp... / In a muster I arrived to the home of my aunt, where at once she drew me into the back of the house, down a flight of stairs made of tusk and bone into a catacomb where she kept a alive collection of wooly mammoths. She said the upkeep wasn't awfully horrendous as she had an invisible backdrop which led to a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe sort of thing. I stood in the gangway behind 10 foot high thigh bones waiting for one of the monstrous red beasts to come greet me, but what arrived was a very large elephant with longer tusks than usual. None of the red sillyness which I had dreamt of seeing in my previous years. / She could see I was not that impressed, and so I was led to another part of her home. Around the corner walked in my uncle in is superb and luxurious dress, reminiscent of 18th century British military fatigues. He said, "I bought the E.T. ride from Universal Studios, but as bringing the whole ride to my home I had them adapt a more suitable version to fit the property. A hangar opened and inside there were four chariots of orange and blue, diamond shaped school buses with their undersides aimed at withholding a V-shaped street. Then in two and two single file order all the classmates of my K-12 years arrived and took seat into the strappings of this 'ride' we were to take. Music played, John Williams even was produced by hologram, and after the ups and downs for several minutes we arrived to what I thought would inevitably be the forest, but rather was what I perceived was a Finnish town. The chariot I was in was stuck in the street, mud, rain, and soot entrenched us. I unbuckled the polyester straps and when I stood I realized that though the seats had built in urinals and toilets they were utterly noiseome to the senses. I followed a local girl to a food mart where I asked how I could find where I was but no one spoke a drop of English.

@martin-narrod64

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Ahhhhhhh, in the woods ... butt OUCH (Collabration with Temporal Fugue)Cné / In my most desperate need / seek out a bush by a tree

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Pee PoemI pee outside / When no one's around / I pee outside

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Pisseddoor opened / door shut, then locked / first morning urges

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Trans-Hysterical: "0/1 Break in Case"Man becomes woman woman becomes man / headline dictation that makes you understand / but what's this? The scene goes beyond extremes,

@wren-djinn-rain42

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Getting old sucksI wake up nightly just to pee / I start before I'm there / It might seem strange

@roger-turner30

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Working from homeMy office gave me a computer so I could work from home (during the Covid crisis) / They also gave me a work phone as my job entails taking calls from the public, / It's strange but I've been doin' this job for years

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Public RestroomsThe expectation, / Of you to accept the inhalation, / Of the evaporation,

@saint_francis42264

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Pee PoemLONG AGO, / I S P R A W L E D. / I WAS THE OCEAN FLOOR

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Peed uponI guess whats scares me most, is not Trump's false report of pee / but that mainstream media, is locked in, urinarily / Counting many stories, from safety, to mental discrepancies

@TemporalFugue11

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What Are TheyBoth are similar, / Both have content matter, / Both save hassles,

@salmabanu-hatim11

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Ahhhhhhh, in the woodsI think that I shall never pee / as much as I peed upon that tree / Having to stop in the deep dark woods

@TemporalFugue8

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Rain: A HaikuHunter needs to pee / But he is up in a tree / Now it is raining

@American_Chap3

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unspoken vows of a misinterpreted companion (poet)tonight i don't write / tonight i scream silently onto paper with vocal cords of graphite / i say my woes and watch them come down at me like a javelin diving into my esophagus

@SuckMyCockapoo8

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The Golden ShowerThere isn’t much of golden rays, on cold and blustery winter days, / And one is never certain when, the sun will show his face again, / And when a blanket, soft and white, is laid across the ground at night,

@josiah-cleath13

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Dog Love ❤️Good girl / Go get the ball / Need to go pee

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#1? or 2?This started out as poop prose / but I couldn't follow through / words and lines decomposed

@TemporalFugue15

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OpportunityOpportunity should be leashed, / make it respect you. / Never let it

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A question all dogs ask themselves (10w)Is it possible too poop and pee / everyplace on everything?

@TemporalFugue2

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My Flowers are Dying...!Please don't die / Is it something I said / Oh wait, can you hear me

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a quote from a friend"sometimes, you have to pee in the sink"

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I wanna peeI have nice a friend called fear... / he softly whispers in my ear / he gets me up

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Scotty in the Battle of Bannockburn 1314.We wur a' / lined up fur battle / facing th' foe

@TerryCollett45

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peedabc / 123 / i peed my bed

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William Carlos Williams

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