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Ahhhhhhh, in the woods

I think that I shall never pee as much as I peed upon that tree Having to stop in the deep dark woods holding it in, was just no good I didn't try to apologize splashing pee, on trunk, and sides Relieved and drained, and unrestrained I know my urine, will leave, a woody stain
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TemporalFugue
64 / M
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May 1, 2017
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8·55
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I'm embarrassed to say, this is a true story :D

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#npmtree#pee#humor
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