This one goes out to all those obnoxious ***** who leave their headlights on while idling in parking lots.

I too spend a lot of time in parking lots, but I'm not a ******* ******.
I turn them off.
In fact, I cut the engine too, because idling wastes gas, and pollutes the environment to boot.

Think of how rude it is for anyone who has to walk in front of you while they're minding their own business.

Think about this as I push the knife deep into your neck,
you selfish *******.