The joyful Vanilla Latte burnt my tongue at Panera Bread.
Then I slowly sipped sarcastically while my abusive ex-boyfriend Ken Darkheart Jr. was texting these online girls with memes.
I as a liberal made a funny face and went home untouched by his impure memes.

My abusive ex-boyfriend were in the Quad Cities and this was a year ago. It was December of the Gays.
The Peppermint Latte was so Gay it was chilly in the Starbucks.
I love being a demiromantic bisexual. And it ruthlessly annoyed him Kenneth Darkheart Jr.