The first round is celebrities,
probably a knockout for me.
Most people I could mention would
be lucky still to be on pension.
My geography now is history.
Leningrad has already been purged
but where have they put Calcutta?
Oh! Calcutta - the internet I suppose.
I'm told that trivia and me don't fit.
Still, not much does these days.
Pass the cocoa and Rich Teas, please.