Throughout my life I swear I've heard it all ,
That white mommies don't have brown babies.( guess we showed them mom)
It is just a rash, um yea, you know that's scabies?
That havin rhythm is just the same as birth control.
Just take one hit.... May as well go on and sell your soul .
The infamous, nothing is ever as bad as it may seem.
Remember there is no I in the word team.( but there's is one on win hehe)
Don't act like your **** don't stink.
The classic, the end is closer than we think.
There is no such thing as a stupid question... Yea Right!
We all look the same if we turn off the light.
It will only hurt for a minute( well that really depends now doesn't it)
The water is not cold..go ahead jump in it.
To the shamless, don't worry I promise I'll call.
Let me stop right there, cuz really now I've heard it all
Just a little Mercie b rant.