I don't believe the sky is blue on a sunny day.
I don't believe the water's wet while dripping on my deck.
I don't believe in puppies, even as they nip.
I don't believe in the air I breathe as I call out for help.
I don't believe in cancer, though we're dying from it daily.
I don't believe in birth or death, and transmigration's crazy.
I don't believe in taxes, vaxes or laxatives.
I don't believe in schools, churches and stores.
I don't believe in spouses, I don't believe in ******.
I don't believe in poverty, just cause you have no money.
I don't believe in love or clowns, and I'm not being funny.
I don't believe in polls, police and office holders.
I can't believe the *******, even though the election's over.