This is an Elaborate trick.
   I have not said a single, solitary thing— composed of any substance.

Notice:
   I have arrested all of your attention
   That is, if THIS
   Is working right.

Now:
   I can try my best at wooing you; I
   Can use the best trick that I have learned. Honesty. Honesty.

I almost crashed my car the last time that I saw you. Simply—
   My eyes got stuck.
   When I got back off the curb,
   I looked into my rearview—
   Funny,
   I always have the thing angled toward me.

   When my blood pumped-back-up
I pushed the pedal down in some display—in some attempt to peel the road, and simultaneously
To show your probable new guy,
And you,
My ***.

Notice:
  I am Angrier than I have ever been and I am Happy as ever.