"Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door..."
God answered laughing, "You can't come in!  I don't not give you this thing called sin,  you created that yourselves just like the atom bomb.  I will not wash you clean with my childs blood!  I don't know who made you, but it wasn't me.  The only thing I've ever done is paint the sky and clouds and seas amd shores and trees with love.  And all you do is try and ruin all those things too.  So go away I've got to go, the devil and I are playing!"