Only Albinos
Can be  mimes,
(Or Johnny or Edgar Winter)
For Hallowe'en.
As for trick or treating,
There's enough Al Jolson masks
Out there to ***** us all.

Amos: Andy, which came first,
the chicken or the egg?
Andy: Well, now that depends.
Amos: Depends...on what?
Andy: On whether it's fried
chicken or scrambled eggs!
In which case the eggs
definitely comes first. Then
ah can takes my time with
the chicken! What's to drink?
Amos: Sloe Gin.
Andy: Well hurry it up!!