I'm sorry. I had to. After all. I am a potato. Join the potato league today with #jointhepotatoleague for only $194,827,384,828,928,923,924,863,284.99! Jk. But still.

Instructions:
After creating a potato poem and using #jointhepotatoleague, go to your profile and add "potato #?" depending on the number of potato you are.

So far, there are two potatoes.