Oh, Butterbean,
My bovine queen,
Tell me what you've seen
In yon field of grass and buds.
I heard your bell tinkling
As you were exploring
Seeking out the most tender
Of the luscious blades to wrap
That massive tongue around.
You are a grand lass,
I must say,
Grand among the cattle.
My submission to a humorous poetry contest. Do you think it has a chance?