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Ryan  Sep 2021
DIY OCD
Ryan Sep 2021
other company's coffee beans
painfully purchasing

i already have:
opposable thumbs
attached to hands
and
legs,
arms,
eyes,
and land

grow it yourself

but what about:
time for travel
with scenic hikes
and
runs,
art,
love,
and psychs

no

put those thoughts up on the shelf
*******, and do it yourself


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alright so here's what you're gonna do. learn how to build a greenhouse, do that, plant a **** ton of-no wait maybe i can rent a greenhouse? OR i can ask rebecca to borrow some space in hers? **** you hate other people though. OK so we'll build it ourselves, plant EVERY crop you need to live. EXPANSIVE garden. live in the ******* WOODS! NOBODY will find me THERE! you must LEARN how to HUNT! ABANDON THE INTERNET. ABANDON ELECTRICITY. PLUMBING IS USELESS. FIND A LAKE FOR BATHING. WRITE BOOKS. DEVELOP ALZHEIMERS. READ BOOKS WHILST FORGETTING YOU WROTE THEM. SPREAD YOUR WINGS FOR THE RIVER SERPENTS ON YOUR JOURNEY TO THE 5TH DIMENSION

alright back to calc homework...

"no you don't need a tutor that's a waste of money learn it yourself you ******* *******"

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