Saint Mary's Church -
3916 Locust Walk; City)
(Circa mid nineteen nineteen eighties
after the common lee
washed out tide dull era - CODA).

Naughty bits and pieces asper
     an uneventful memory came back
in a flash prompted by a pop up,
     (no...NOT the male *****),
     which noisily did clack
in my mind, and (methought
     hmm...a bit early in the season...
     mebbe Santa and his reindeer

     made a preseason debut),
     just this morn'n
     (a boot two plus months
     from today October 20th, 2018)
tubby more exact,
but most likely giving me flack
that cerebral din...,
     which would not abate?

just rusty cogs and cranky
     gears nar fail'n to generate
causing a screeching grate
analogous to soundgarden filled
     with 10,000 maniacs
     hood did gyrate
ting amidst flickr ring erratic
     my third eye blind

     began to habituate
where illumination, sans
     remembrance became clearer
apparently beckoning with
     wings at the speed of sound,
     sorely crying out
     particularly in sore need
     for me to partially hydrogenate

and/or elbow grease to lubricate
amp pull juice so I could intimate
more specifically, a flop
     and embarrassing date
all but forgot till this very moment,
     though nothing to equate
the heron now bird den sum present,
     to become linkedin with ill fate

that Sunday evening approximately,
     the half life of
     carbon based organic
     NON GMO matter  -
     Matthew Scott Harris
an awkwardly forced attempt
     to foster acquaintanceship,
     where gall didst grate

courtesy sans call of the wild,
     which brazenness,
     and faux brawniness
     then, I now hate
and perhaps abysmal outcome
     deserved of this then ingrate
okay, I pride myself
     to take an interpersonal dare

shot thru with anxiety to broker
     a conversation with an attractive gal
aesthetically pleasing with
     medium length sandy colored hair
and upon asking, she told me
     her name tubby Janet Houck
accompanied yours truly
     back to his dorm room

     where we did nothing but talk
(and learned her home
     town matched my own)
suddenly feeling gun shy,
     shrinking into an occupied
     emotionally fortified wall -
     hermetically sealed
     with top brand caulk

     and then...? I did balk
where former emboldened gutsiness
     drained away from me,
cuz intimate liaison
     golden opportunity
     slipped away awk
word lee upended by
     my pullulating nervous jabbering.

Size me up, red-hot gaudy Papi
Make my starry petal-soft body blossom with moistness
Draw me to your ardent double dark chocolate honey wonderland
Feel your marvelously saucy charm swirl around me
High-powered mesmerizing flame
Make me absent-minded
Blinded by your astounding excitingness

Your naked amorous flex confounds me
Invites me into the glistening midst
Of stunning heart-pumping thunder
My mind is lost in rolling rockin’ brawniness
So fixated on your hypnotically flawless unconquerableness
I long for your hardness deeply
Feel your thuggisness trapped in my throat
Your slickness slithering against my tongue

Make me romanticize about your sweaty shredded vessel
So anxiously awaiting your killer sensual supremeness
Lengthy mean meat, attached to a thrilling vigorous smash
Delicious turgid thighs, long masculine legs
Lubricious caramel mocha lips
Fierce luxuriant beard, fetching mellow yellow sunset eyes
You take me to an enormously mandorable euphoria
Indomitable **** boy, your litness bewitches me

I surrender to your tall chocolicous heartland
I dream of being banged by an insanely lank galvanizer like you
Let you speak *****, expressive language in my ear
Abuse and confuse my thoughts and feelings
Let me have all of you in my stomach
So prolific and cumbersome

You give me a wild lightning high
Make me grab your lithe and hypnotizing arms
Feel the prodigious vicious beast in you
Rise from the surface
Take charge, mister rampant lover boy
Make me reach an enchantingly high-rank soprano

Hold my ***** jiggly puffs
Play around with my finessable ***** crests
Make me cherish mind-blowingly poppin’ mantuary
So saucesome and splendiferous
Work your explosively mind-bending muscles
Rule my emotions, make me steamy and stormy inside
So lost in the way you pound my tight, desirous Pandora’s Box

Your irrefutable coolness oozes superfluous pulchritude
Throughout my glistening bewitching jurisdiction
Infuses my underconsciousness with brawniness
Incomputable blooming smoothness
You are my flourishing flower garden
The impeccably treasured valleys of your masculineness
Carries me deep into your crunkalicious hunky honey
Dreamy irrefrangible enchantment
Wrapped up in your atomic heart-pumping thugness

Your lusciousness runs throughout my delightful artful structure
Makes me melt into your magnetically thundering seduction
You capture me in your impassioned bragtastic majesty
You fuel my desires, you take me higher
Into your vault of cherishable earthly spectacularity
You breeze on the beaming, fascinating freeway of my effeminateness
Bewitch my deeply, grip my quick wit
With such wickedly sizzling exquisiteness

The slick brill crispness of your immersing thuggerrific words
Stagger my mad fab passionate world
My alluring ****** orbs canvasses your entrancingness
Lit up licorice sweetness, your extraordinary storm-proof form
Makes me hanker to bounce and pounce
On your astounding mountainous playground
Feel your unbounded vigor surface my innerness
Super strong supersonic marvelocity
I want to drown in your ultra fine defined stylishness
With an intensely hot, burning passion
For your galactic radtastic majesty