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Olivia Kent  Oct 2013
Bladdered!
Olivia Kent Oct 2013
Bladdered!

Full to bursting point.
Quick release before explosion.
Filled up nearly brimming over.
Morning light smacks the eyes.
Dash to empty.
So despise.

Once upon a time.
Not so long ago.
Barely had to hit the loo.
Morning noon or night.
Now with age increasing.
Wake at night so enraged.
To find the door locked.
Shouts engaged.
By ladylivvi1

© 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
Humourous look at body functions!
I'm drunk
There is nothing more
Condescending
Than drunk
Nothing more
Aggravating
Then reaching
The bottom
Of your
Glass
That empty
Full feeling
Pink cheeks
Trying to
Make
Someone
Think
You're
Sober
I AM tired of cursing the Bishop,
(Said Crazy Jane)
Nine books or nine hats
Would not make him a man.
I have found something worse
To meditate on.
A King had some beautiful cousins.
But where are they gone?
Battered to death in a cellar,
And he stuck to his throne.
Last night I lay on the mountain.
(Said Crazy Jane)
There in a two-horsed carriage
That on two wheels ran
Great-bladdered Emer sat.
Her violent man
Cuchulain sat at her side;
Thereupon'
Propped upon my two knees,
I kissed a stone
I lay stretched out in the dirt
And I cried tears down.
Olivia Kent Nov 2013
Orb of light rose in the east.
Jade blue sea sparkled.
Glistening at dawn.
Atmospheric scent of the sea.

Laid on the shoreline in relaxation.
A maiden.
Glimmering hair of gold.
Splayed as fan across the rocks.
Hair stroking the rock pools.
As she found her rest.
Where dwell her marine friends.

Relishing dawn's tranquility.
Magical moments.
Self-assured in their silence.

He staggered, bladdered.
Night on town complete.
Where beautiful lady he did meet.
Stumbled across her.
In drunken totter.

She felt his presence.
Was not required.
Breach of peace and quiet.
The powers that be then set her free.

He looked up again she was gone.
The beachfront carved with marks peculiar.
As the sea did give the maiden lure.
Seduced the mermaid, oh so pure.







By ladylivvi1

© 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
Olivia Kent Nov 2013
Climbed a rubber ladder.
To try and reach the stars.
The luminescent painted stars.
Dropped by angels as they passed.

Down she went falling fast.
A bungee jump to hit the deck.
Bottom of the crevasse.

Whoa.
Up the dainty fairy flew.
Wings made of glass.
Broke down.
Fractured grains of sand.

Along came the caterpillar blowing smoke rings aromatic.
The rings of warming smoke.
Lifted fairy to find the ladder.
****** on his smoke..she was well and truly bladdered.
Her head, well it began to spin.

Started seeing crazy stuff.
The colours bright, the sounds distorted.
Must have been what she last snorted.
Charlie was her best friend.
Once upon a time.
Escaped from a fantasy.
Her head released.
Was flying free.
Within the realms of LSD!
By ladylivvi1

© 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
A funny five minutes after a stressy day!
Travis Green Jun 2022
Your masculineness
My feminineness
Your top-quality flex
Got me all in a mess
So mesmerized

Taken aback
Wrapped in
Your magic
The refreshingly
Dreamy scent
Of your skin
Your stellar
Velvet incredibility

I crave to taste
Your ambrosia
Feel your hung snake
Penetrate my enclosure
Hold me closer
To your world
Rock my derriere

Research my innerness
Let me stream
In your perfectness
So enraptured by
Your rareness
Your immersiveness

Fuel my reservatory
With your verve
Make me disconcerted
In a state of nerves
Surpassingly bladdered
At the mercy of your spectacularity

— The End —