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itsall iwrite Aug 2018
kantar worldpanel analysts business delights CBB 14.08.18

calling is the inspirational
going to go cryptic and undercover
just in the uk and not international
the wealth is going to smother.
the heat will be a factor
it is a traders dream
17 percent rise and no sub-tractor
all supermarkets and not cats got cream.
we need to have a rerun
not sure if readers will agree
annoyance with noirin  weighed a ton
because like lollies dripping was sree.
thank you for freezing
loved the hidden channel
i scream you scream will never have easing
talk to me CBB analysts kentar worldpanel.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
cbb rundown  17.08.18

first night and on form
on cbb in future gallery
poetry only getting this storm
enter who's talking kirstie alley.
second to enter was sweet
all round nice guy and not corrupt
you might no him as jason from street
mouth open eating might leave him again bankrupt.
third to enter gets a wink
repeat offending will thrive
jermaine lets crack open a drink
this house is the drive.
number four is no prisoner
16 years will be a slapping
chloe gives hope to every parishioner
shes the survivor of a sick kidnapping.
number five is no rambo
barbie and ken are clueless
bit of madge to help rodrigo
george in back round was flawless.
six is a cheat
a real ******
dan osborne  all lady's want to tweet
felt so sorry for jacqueline jossa.
love island was seven
to me no shooting star
has gabby landed in heaven
or again will it leave a scar.
number eight made me puff
only goodness will seep
love him on the wrightstuff
hes my main man hardeep.
crackers is number nine
words in poetry reliable
ben you must underline
for being very excitable.
number 10 is to scale
from best soap so impressive
roxanne put on red shoes and sail
want you to unravel and be explosive.
eleven has a link
would pay a premium
sally knows both brought to brink
love george but sceptical on this medium.
second from ending
natalie gets a bad girl green
reality star not defending
quote but don't mess with this queen.
last to enter is treason
won't thank me for sharing
forgiveness to nick leeson
i still got my baring.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
wednesday cbb review 30.08.18

wednesday started off solid
not just for a loner
ben and dan both thinking squalid
its why both had *****.
a little bit from septic
getting right will rally
for jermaine nothing but hectic
on leaving she got right clever sally.
both nominees saying much
eviction or staying can not come soon
both want to stay in touch
hardeep and chloe are both over the moon.
marriage advice from kirsty
won't make most smile
work in progress is causing thirsty
like poetry nothing creative after a while.
ben was again enhancing
it may well be perceived shabby
patric and baby dancing
translated that's ben and gabby.
onto ***** laundry
this mission was poetic scenes
showing the world and all in sundry
crafty nick spilt beans.
hardeep and rhyan not hard
scenes soon had fading
nick got to write birthday card
with washing machine pleasure in stock trading.
dan doing to ben foxy
but all did dis-spare
not liked by roxy
she deliberately messed hair.
back to trade
nick will again take skinning
natlie was first to fade
like stock market not winning.
jermaine getting worried about follow
maybe needed a cold fanta
can you see the swallow
its not just ban-ta.
nick was observing
HMP no booker
2 lady's must be reserving
kirsty labelling both a ******.
now a bit of stenching
really was vermin
chloe and kidnapping was heart wrenching
disgusting a vile when said ketamine.
again jermaine trying to wriggle
womaniser is no obsession
the no ring may suggest single
but more "i like you in confession".
chloe did disappear
eviction glamorous and not cheap
did you see rhyan with hardeep fear
support he has got is a heap.
ending with a wink
ben and jermain not able to funk
unaware as of the drink
evident is the player even if drunk.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
deep pan cooking not hardeep cooking 21.08.18

monday started top draw
my venom going to spill
natalie is going to get poetry draw
forget girlfriends she will run for hill.
how dare she complain
when something is uncontrollable
insomnia through hardeep may rain
but freedom of speech not so honourable.
gabby and chloe showed they cared
how natalie was blunt
explaining hardeep was literally chaired
footage available now hunt.
onto shares and stocks
rodrigo learning how to trade
laughing off my socks
no barings even if bad bug won't fade.
nick and rodrigo in control
on boarder line ready to hassle
the biceps taking fall patrol
it was rodrigo not nick who liked mussel.
failure to the task
hunger will be plenty
one comment can not mask
hardeep can make something out of empty.
dans hands were magic
don't get confused
gabby refusal was award and tragic
like basic budget just amused.
was sally watching adverts
the aviva app dash cam i log
roxanne will need youtube diverts
it was a tin man not a brown dog.
nick explaining about travel
lands of paradise and greens
at airport all unravel
seeing face on all them screens.
legs up and over
natalie and gabby to exercise
hardeep with a nasty dig and sober
saying nick doing shopping add criticise.
natalie and hardeep getting louder
hardeep gets my crown
unacceptable all about curry powder
she bring herself not hardeep down.
going to end with a critic
natalie won't see no irony
vicious mouth and hyper-critic
its all add to cbb savoury.
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
how deep are cbb fans 08.09.18

you are good
maybe allot of poetry reading
predicting if only sally could
amazing as no forums or village feeding.
have to show gratitude
some how your feeling the vibe
like entering bots quite rude
the pony rylan did ride.
3 times the saviour
was not sure of the boot
sweet is the flavour
not my comedy at root.
now onto the psychic
lets stop and applaud
for saving i am ecstatic
positive poetry is the reward.
great is this series
not any criticism
clair voyant has been telling me theories
she no's i'm rooting for sally or nick from prison.
Ian Beckett Nov 2012
Sympathyless disbelief when I complain again,
Delays are the balance for the glamour of flying.
Nine hours in Sao Paulo while the ATC strike,
Eight hours in Vienna while new wheel flies in,
Seven sins would be justified by this purgatory,
Six times six hours from CBB to DUB last week,
Five hours sweating in Port au Prince plastic chair,
Four hours for rain in Miami seems not so bad,
Three hours in Shannon for bomb threat search,
Two hours sitting in Seattle with mad dash in Kennedy.
One would be happier walking, swimming or driving.
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
jermaine or hardeep 03.09.18

we have to choose
first not then pally
to progressive is the loose
right behind the paranormal nut sally.
no to any switch
this cost is expensive not cheap
not doubting education rich
but fall time puts you in hard and deep.
jermaine has a beautiful side
so not a total cain
the parrot will never divide
a all time classic from jermaine.
more to explore
jermaine we can dissect
but it looks like a score
this bad boy to me is CBB correct.
not forgotten about trapping
honey not at all justified
but since voters done kidnapping
committed to CBB is being applied.
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
saving beautiful ryan living in orwell state CCTV 02.09.18

disgusting absolutely
belongs in the gutter
needs to be in confinement solitary
in mouth melted butter.
not your first porky
probably won't be your last
below the belt is very naughty
what production company will want to cast.
poor ryan is in trauma
this whole experience is grotty
certainly no nessun dorma
no ear beauty like pavarotti.
change to ryans persona
this experience needs to compensate
CBB fans be the owner
ryan winning must infiltrate.
said my peace
will poetry readers congratulate
could this end the orwell lease
ryans blessed to be living in a surveillance state.
itsall iwrite  Sep 2018
final 6
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
final 6  11.09.18

in house was half a dozen
all gold to price
no robin of any cousin
this series skating on no thin ice.
going to call a driver
number 6 needs a cabby
fantastic is this arrive r
nothing bad and just good from gabby.
fifth place is dominant
celebration with cheap ***** from cali
got the right drink so call me clair voyant
wanted gold or silver for sally.
forth place is sick
with you i am sharing
first or second should have been nick
poetry has lost all baring.
third needed a scan
but he is a nice bloke
happy go lucky is dan
love for family made all choke.
second had no walking
all to story's were thirsty
looks who's talking
pleasure was kirsty.
onto the winner
handed on a plate
good from the inner
ryan thomas CBB i congratulate.
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
eventful tuesday 05.09.18

going to start with psychic
this is really moving ground
sally went for high kick
don't ask hardeep he just moves dirt around.
accessories were not feared
hardeep midlife crisis clips
hilarious was on bear ed
nice comment about lips.
kirsty had a little cheese
was like no man that's invisible
bit of nice comedy please
hardeep smiled udderbly irresistible.
a new fragrance in demand
hooking me a lover is no wish
jermaine pass the bottle i command
just pre-ordered 10 bottles of the fish.
flowing was the toilet seat
not going to tarnish or smear
chicken was not sweet
in hard deep was diarrhoea.
taken out on chicken
predictable as sally and the box
hardeep punched it and gave it a good kicking
think this was a CBB therapy detox.
sally having guilt
wanted to be one of them go getters
did kissing comment make you tilt
offer to hardeep for letters.
ryan had a good clue
coming from his brother
not added to me to
so proud must be mother.
not onto cheese and onion
never have this inflicted
out of order was to sally and bunion
breaking news jermaine just evicted.
not in his dreams
won't be getting in his car
ryan and hardeep breaking at seams
very relevant and i quote bizarre.
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
hard chip on shoulder deep 09.09.18

this is second
already had a burst
chewing on stuff alright i reckoned
now gone is my thirst.
ryan is correct
hitting the nation like a bolder
only one story to select
heavy load on that shoulder.
even when sleeping
hardeep had a sick humour
controlling with one eye peeping
kirsty loss kept in sleeping folder.
end with the headline
cbb can get no bigger publicity
even jason grimshaw would decline
chip on hardeep shoulder has authenticity.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
ice cream and champagne plus washing machine 25.08.18

calling all fans
you are like 118 and cheap
no on edge seat scans
have to question saviour hardeep.
natlie was full on and progressive
bit like kirstys english lesson snag
we need loud and a little aggressive
uncomfortable like quote "love a good ****".
we play the game wrong
taking flack by the heap
need to be like USA and keep strong
sorry hardeep.
moving to the residents
getting over eviction strain
the washing machine and rodrigo had precedence
hilarious was ice cream and champagne.
you all done the wrong saving
the show will now lack
just like roxanne and rodrigos shaving
out of CBB we took bone that's back.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
date on thursday with my inspirational brother 11.08.18

going to live in fantasy
assess monitor and vent fury
greater then any ecstasy
this judge will guide the poetry jury.
fascinating observing
to every little detail
village podium gone through self deserving
it led to a catastrophic derail.
still got hunger
CBB is a writing paradise
who likes who and did they have bunga bunga
are there any inside and out and just beautifully nice.
no readers will have a clue
poetry websites are set to dig
reality tv is a love that's true
I'm a celeb and the brother that's big.

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