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ya see dudes on factor we are in the grand final and

the first won eliminated were jess and matt leaving

the battle for the winner of xfactor going down

between louise and cyrus and here is a jingle

louise and cyrus in a battle of wits

who will take the xfactor prize

ya see cyrus really blew the crowd away

and so did louise, oh yeah hey hey

this is the last one for the year

i wonder who will actually win

goodbye jess and matt jess and matt jess and matt

goodbye jess and matt, t’s sad to see you 2 go

but it’s up to cyrus and it’s up to louise

who is the best one to take out the crown

get up get get get get up up up get down

who is the champion of xfactor tonight

and the music is hot and i think loiuse looks groovy

groovy like a fruit smoothie

party party party, right till the end

driving the bullies around the bend

WHO WILL WIN

cyrus or louise

catch ya later dudes, yo duuuude
as we draw the final curtain

and cyrus beats louise

it was touch and go dudes

really was so cool

ya see cyrus sanh wicked game for us

yes, cyrus won xfactor

i wonder if cyrus or louise will sing carols in sydney yeah

cyrus is the cool bloke, yeah mate yeah he is cool

winning the xfactor for the year of 2015

as cyrus closes the final curtain

probably thinking of having a beer

so we will say CYRUS CYRUS CYRUS OI OI OI

AS cyrus walks around shaking hands of

everyone in the crowd

and he sings his winning song, dudes

yeah cyrus is so cool

GO THE MIGHTY CYRUS for xfactor victory

GO CYRUS
party zone with johnny brown


johnny’  hi dudes and welcome to party zone’s very special aussie day eve edition

and we had ruth o’brien come out first, and she got the party right inro the right mood

and the families were gathering in with their picnic lunches and cyrus was next on stage

and, dudes, he was really cool, and he played some great songs to party on to, and nathaniel sang a prince song

and dude was he supplying us with the goods, here is one of the guys giving us an australia day jingle

tom

australia day is great, man

it is really great

it’s really great in fact

it finished half an hour past half past 9

i really like jimmy barnes

i would’ve danced all night

and then nirvana bought out a storm

and cancelled the barnesy night

and now here is a jingle from another person

hey now hey now baby, it’s time to party party party

with smantha jade, and i wanna party party real hard oh yeah

you see i liked her on the  xfactor and she is pretty rad

but cancelling jimmy barnes, my pal was really really bad

johnny’  hi dudes welcome back and here is jimmy barnes to jnterview, jimmy

how did you like nirvana coming up with thunder and lightning cancelling your big show

jimmy’  oh well it’s nothing we could do about it

johnny’  at least you sang flame trees for TV

jimmy/  yeah, that was a great version of a great song

jimmy/ i will sing working class man for you and your viewers now

johnny’  you go over to the AAA stage and i will introduce you

ok dudes, here is a great singer who had his concert on the lawns of parliament house cancelled

so we bought hi, in here to play a hit, ladies and gentlemen please welcome jimmy barnes

with working class man, take it away jimmy

working hard to make a living
bringing shelter from the rain
a fathers son left to carry on
blue denim in his vein
oh oh oh he's a working class man

well he's a steel town deciple
he's a legend of his kind
he's running like a cyclone
across the wild mid western sky
oh oh oh he's a working class man

he believes in god and elvis
he gets out when he can
he did his time in vietnam
still mad at uncle sam
he's a simple man
with a heart of gold
in a complicated land
oh he's a working class man

well he loves a little woman
someday he'll make his wife
saving all the overtime
for the one love of his life
he ain't worried about tomorrow
cause he just made up his mind
life's too short for burning bridges
take it one day at a time
oh oh oh he's a working class man
oh oh oh he's a working class man
oh yeah
yes he is
well he's a working class man
oh
ma ma . . . . . . . i tell you he's a working class man

(bv)
working class
working class man


johnny’  thank you jimmy and now we have a jingle from betrice

betrice, ok take me out to the mudslide at parliament house where it;s rad

buy me some water to take my pill

before i end up a right old dill

i wish barnesy did his show, but who cares cause he did it here

so mr barnes, i wonder just one thing

will there be an encore

of just one more song

johnny’ thanks for that song and jimmy had just left, family commitments

but your jingle was ace, mam

johnny’  ok that is it and we will see you next friday the 29th

for episode 1 of party zone for the year

catch ya later dudes
HI DUDES


I WOULD LOVE TO GET INTO HOLLYWOOD, BUT I HAVE TO SETTLE WITH WHAT I AM DOING

WHICH IS PLAYS WITH MENTAL HEALTH, NOW, DON’T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE THIS A LOT

YA SEE, I HOPE WE ARE STILL RIGHT TO GET FUNDING FOR NEXT YEAR, CAUSE THIS IS

MAKING ME BE ONE OF THE FAMOUS PEOPLE, YEAH I AM GOING TO DRAMA THIS YEAR, 2015

I AM LEARNING CHARACTERS, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO BRING MY CHARACTERS OUT TO THE

OPEN STREET, I HAVE BOUGHT TOPSY THE CLOWN TO GORMAN HOUSE, AND I WOULD LOVE

TO READ MY POEMS ON THE RADIO, OR START A NEW SHOW ON MAYBE, ADELAIDES CHANNELL 44

YA SEE PERHAPS, I CAN START A NEW POEM READING SHOW, AND I CAN SHOW SOME OF ADELAIDES

FAVE NIGHT SPOTS, THAT IS WHY I PUT MY FAKE IMAGINARY TV STATION TO YOUTUBE, TO GIVE

THE TV BOSSES IDEAS, OF HOW THEY CAN USE ME, ON THEIR SHOWS, YA SEE I CAN HELP IN

NEW MORNING SHOWS, I AM WILLING TO LEARN MORE JOKES, NO SUSIE AND MARCO WERE

CHARACTERS, BROUGHT ON TO SHOW MY COMMITMENT TO GETTING UP TO LIVE TV

AND IT SHOWS THAT EVEN IF I READING, THEY CAN FIND A WAY, I WILL WORK WELL LIKE THIS

YOU DIDN’T SEE MY MISH MASH VARIETY NIGHT SHOW IN FULL, BUT IT SHOWS, I AM JUST

ABOUT AS FUN AS THE TV PEOPLE, OK, WELL I DON’T READ, BUT I CAN READ, AND WE NEED

TO SHOW THESE TV PEOPLE, THAT I CAN DOM SHOWS LIKE

BREAKFAST SHOWS ON COMMUNITY CHANNELS, REFERENCE AAA YOUTUBE TV AND AARON CLAYTON

PARTY SHOWS FOCUSING ON NIGHT SPOTS, BRINGING FUN FAMILY LIFE TO THESE NIGHT SPOTS

LIKE PLAYING DRINKING GAMES YOU WOULD HEAR AT HOME PARTIES, USE YA IMAGINATION

I WOULD LOVE AN RELATIVELY EASY BUT HIGH PAID ROLE IN MUSICALS

I HAVE STORIES THAT PEOPLE LOVE TO ACT OUT

YOUNG PEOPLE IN CANBERRA HAVE ALREADY ACTED OUT ONE OF MY ROLES

POETRY SHOWS ON CHANNELL 44 ADELAIDE, WHERE WE CAN FIND OUT HOW MANY POETS

ARE ABLE TO SHARE THEIR POEMS, ON A SHOW,

I NEED TO GET MY NAME OUT THERE, OK, I NEED TO FEEL PART OF THE WORLD

I DON’T READ, BUT I CAN ACT AND ENTERTAIN,

I AM A YOUTUBE ******, ONN AAA YOUTUBE TV AND AARON CLAYTON

I AM JOHNNY GEORGIE BROWN ON HELLO POETRY

I AM WRITER JOE ON WRITERSCAFE

I AM BRIAN ALLAN ON ART COLONY

GO TO THE MENTAL HEALTH TV FACEBOOK PAGE AND READ BRIAN ALLAN

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS, I DID ART THERAPY IN BELCONNEN

AND I AM TRYING TO BRING THEM TO ACT IT FOR THE COMMUNITY IN 2015

I AM AN INTERNET CELEBRITY

I AM XFACTOR GIANT ON ART 3000.COM

I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD’S THOUGHTS, PLEASE GIVE ME A GO

I KNOW I AM 45, AND NOT A YOUNG PERSON

BUT, I AM TELLING YOU WHAT I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH

PLEASE ONE DAY HELP ME, GAIN ME ENOUGH MONEY

SO I CAN GET AT LEAST ONE HOMELESS HOTEL IN THE WORLD BEFORE

I GO TO MY NEXT LIFE, I AM TRAINING FOR STARDOM AS WE SPEAK

THROUGH MENTAL HEALTH
itsall iwrite Sep 2018
natasha do a queen or george and you will boon boon shake kentish 27.09.18

 

natasha i need some rhythm

it will make kentish green

a bit of faith won't get criticism

followed by the bohemian queen.

you make the road mild

happiness from you does bust

under the 1982 canopy its like jesus to a child

this xfactor won't bite the dust.

you are a treasure

like 1986 assembly

give it some under pressure

you will rock 5000 at wembley.

natasha to you i invite

making a song request call

i want something from white light

and its imperative from hammer to fall.

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