Me in da wrong place at da wrong time. Headin' down da alley on me way to pick up me 'erb. Suddenly, Big Boy 'pears round da corner.
Da Big Boy grabs me and take me lunch money. 'ow am I gunna get me 'erb now? He beats me like me papa did. Jus when Big Boy gonna trow da final punch...
Da boys arrive for battle. Spliffs in der mouts. Vengeance in der eyes. TruckerWithAPassionForReggae grabs da Big Boy. 'olds 'im down n saves me reggae life. Blunt Blastah Mastah punches da Big Boy. Don touch me boombastic buddy he says. DertyBeatzFromDaStreetz goes in for da **** with a ***** reggae kick. Reggae Mon Offishal gets me kush cash back. Me in da clear.
We killed a man, but our flame of friendship burnt bright that night. Like our spliffs, the light was jus' right, mon.
I'd like to thank the accademy for my reggae king nomination. I'd also like to thank the reggae boys, because without you, my reggae dreams would never become a reality. God bless you Isis.