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jeffrey conyers Jan 2014
The British Accent
jeffrey conyers
Jan 2014
Sometimes, when you listen to their enounciation.
You realize, just how beautiful they speak in their British accent.
Every word expressively spoken.
That you're mermorized by each vocal.
Maggie Smith, the lady of class.
Cary Grant, the man of taste.
Oh, that British voice.
That you might chose , if had you that choice.
Or seek ways to adapt them to yours.
Michael Redgrave/Michael Rennie/Vanessa Regraves
All of them had that lovable voice.
Then you notice the beautiful Julie Andrew.
Words spoke so you see the greatness of the phase.
Which we notice too in Richard Attenborough.
Who reminds many of Richard Burton?
Yes, the British accent.
You just got to love it
Similar to loving Honor Blackman when she speaks.
A great difference from Jacqueline Bissett.
Except written about them with great respect.
Who can't admire the British Accent?
Yes, there's the French.
And I'm not kicking it.
Then , there's Spanish.
Which has more trying to learn it.
But this is about the English and the various style of vocals.
Colin Barker and Prince Williams the Royals speaks so wonderful.
Just like, the man called Michael Caine.
I just have to mention Deborah Kerr.
That also goes for Joan Collin.
It's something about their style of speaking.
Maybe because you understand every spoken word.
Which is level toward the great Timothy Dalton.
And Samantha Eggar and **** Jagger.
Plus, the late David Niven.
And honorable mention to Julie Christie.
Jane Asher, Hugh Grant and several more.
Have you wishing to make their voices be yours.
Yes, the British Accent just so lovable.
And the greatest things about it.
You don't have to be famous to be adored.
You realize, just how beautiful they speak in their British accent.
Every word expressively spoken.
That you're mermorized by each vocal.
Maggie Smith, the lady of class.
Cary Grant, the man of taste.
Oh, that British voice.
That you might chose , if had you that choice.
Or seek ways to adapt them to yours.
Michael Redgrave/Michael Rennie/Vanessa Regraves
All of them had that lovable voice.
Then you notice the beautiful Julie Andrew.
Words spoke so you see the greatness of the phase.
Which we notice too in Richard Attenborough.
Who reminds many of Richard Burton?
Yes, the British accent.
You just got to love it
Similar to loving Honor Blackman when she speaks.
A great difference from Jacqueline Bissett.
Except written about them with great respect.
Who can't admire the British Accent?
Yes, there's the French.
And I'm not kicking it.
Then , there's Spanish.
Which has more trying to learn it.
But this is about the English and the various style of vocals.
Colin Barker and Prince Williams the Royals speaks so wonderful.
Just like, the man called Michael Caine.
I just have to mention Deborah Kerr.
That also goes for Joan Collin.
It's something about their style of speaking.
Maybe because you understand every spoken word.
Which is level toward the great Timothy Dalton.
And Samantha Eggar and **** Jagger.
Plus, the late David Niven.
And honorable mention to Julie Christie.
Jane Asher, Hugh Grant and several more.
Have you wishing to make their voices be yours.
Yes, the British Accent just so lovable.
And the greatest things about it.
You don't have to be famous to be adored.
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Dragons? Ha!
jeremy wyatt
Jan 2011
Smaug the Dragon? A mere shrimp!
Fasticollaton, was really a wimp.
The Nasty one from Tolkien,
that ravaged Nargothrond?
Less scary than David Niven as James Bond.
The one that makes me turn to jelly,
was the little blonde one, name of Kelly!
Bruised my arm, broke my finger,
told me that my smelly feet linger.
Ate my chicken, said she didn't,
I thought the ****** thing was hidden!
Twelve years since I moved away,
from the scary friend who turned me grey.
Miss the little dragon so,
wherever she is, I hope she knows..
Fasticollaton, was really a wimp.
The Nasty one from Tolkien,
that ravaged Nargothrond?
Less scary than David Niven as James Bond.
The one that makes me turn to jelly,
was the little blonde one, name of Kelly!
Bruised my arm, broke my finger,
told me that my smelly feet linger.
Ate my chicken, said she didn't,
I thought the ****** thing was hidden!
Twelve years since I moved away,
from the scary friend who turned me grey.
Miss the little dragon so,
wherever she is, I hope she knows..
Big Virge
Jan 2019
Redundancy is ...
A ... Horrible Thing ... !!!
But ...
Who are the ones ... ?
That Most ... FEEL THE STING ... ?!?
THOSE Who .... CONTROL ....
The Employment ... " Bullring " ... ?!?
Or THOSE Who Sit ... " Waiting " ....
With ....
NO BELL to RING .... !!!
For Whom Does The Bell ...
REALLY ... Toll ... ?
Give Me a ... " Drum Roll " ...
Before i'm ... REDUNDANT ...
and left in ... THE COLD ... !!!!!!
The Unions are ... DEAD ...
So Employers Now Get ...
to do ... WHAT THEY LIKE ... !!!
cos' ... Most youth are BRAINDEAD ... !!!
They Always ... ACT BOLD ...
But Do ... What They're ... TOLD ... !!!
Ask them about ... " Business " ...
Not ONE ... seems to know ... !?!
what happens to ... THEM ...
When Companies ... "FOLD" ... !!!
They QUICKLY Get ... KNOCKED ...
When The Ship Starts to ... " ROCK " ... !!!
But STILL .... Cannot see ....
How Corporates ... "PLOT" ...
To REMOVE .... Who they want ... !!!
Because THINKERS ... Will Question ...
The LOT that they've ... GOT ... ?!
While ... " Corporate Heads " ...
are Constantly ... DRIVEN ...
Agendas they have ...
Are Suitably ... "hidden" ...
You're told ...
"NOT TO QUESTION !" ...
That Act is ... FORBIDDEN ... !!!!
But Lives That ... They Lead ...
Most People ... "AIN'T LIVIN " ... !!!!
I'm NOT .... " David Niven " ... !!!
but i'd like to play ... " BOND " ... !!!
So that I could ... " QUICKLY " ...
Put RIGHT ... All These WRONGS ... !!!
The WRONGNESS ... They do ...
" is hidden" ...................................................... from view ... !!!!
Meantime they sit ... "Planning" ...
and Constantly .... SCAMMING .... !!!
Which ... " CASH-DRIVEN YOUTH " ...
Should now join ... " Their Crew " ...
They look for a ... " FOOL" ...
Who REALLY ... AIN'T Cool ... !!!
To Push You ... Then STICK YOU ...
As if you're just ... " Glue " ...
That they can just ... STAMP ON ...
Until You Feel ... " BLUE " ... !!!
They walk in ... " NEW SHOES " ...
While yours are now due ...
For ... " Mending and Bending " ...
from ... " Cobblers Tools " ... !!!
Like FISH ...
We are ... " Schooled " ...
Then thrown into ... " POOLS " ...
For ... Redundancy Marks ...
While surrounded by ... " SHARKS " ...
Who Have ... " Their Own Space " ...
In the ... " Office Car Park " ... !!!
My words may seem ... DARK ...
But This Is ... NO LARK ... !!!
Redundancy's ... groWING ...
The REALITY'S .... " STARK " .... !!!
I'm ... " NOBODY'S DOG " ... !!!
But ... WATCH OUT For My BARK ... !!!!!
The Angels Now ... " HERALD " ...
and Sing to my ... HARK ... !!!
HARK ...
As in ... " CALL " ...
My stories ... AREN'T TALL ..... !!!
But I AM .... Of Course ... !!!
If You're NEEDING ... " MORE CLUES " ...
Try ... " Inspector Morse " ... !!!
Now ...
Those who won't hear me ...
Are on the ... " DOWNFALL " ... !!!
Like NIAGRA ....
They ... " FALL " ... !!!
with their backs to .... THE WALL ...
and Now ... CAN'T Afford ...
The Price of ... " The Stalls " ... !!!
Redundancy Payments ...
REALLY ... DON'T Last ...
UNLESS ... You were one ...
Of The ... "Corporate Class " ... !!!
But ... EVEN They Suffer ...
These words are now ... TRUE ... !!!
When They're ... Out of Work ...
TRUST ME ... They DON'T SHIRK ... !!!
They KNOW ... ALL ABOUT ...
The ... " BENEFIT ROUTE " ...
and then get ... The Council ...
to PAY FOR ... " Their House " ... !!! ? !!!
But ...
NOT JUST ... " Your Average " ... !!!
They Think That's for ... SAVAGE ... !!!
The rental they're paying ...
Brings Taxpayers ... DAMAGE ... !!!!
because ... " BENEFIT FUNDS " ....
When for ... THEM ....
Just get ... " RAVAGED " ... !!!!!
This is ... " The Coup " ...
When Redundancy ... comes ...
But THIS is ... A Story ...
to give you ... Some Fun ...
I've just been ... " In The MIX " ...
of Redundancy ... TRICKS ... !!!
But ...
HERE'S How it went ...
SO .....
Follow This Script ... !!!
"We need volunteers !
New systems demand,
that certain positions
will now disappear !"
But when ... Volunteers Came ...
They Came ... " LIKE THE RAIN" ... !!!!!
and that put ... AN END ...
to ... " REDUNDANCY GAMES " ... !!!!!!
"We've had a rethink,
and don't need to shrink,
cos people have moved,
so everything's cool" ....
But ...
Here is ... " THE TWIST " ... !?!
My job is ... SECURE ... !!!
At LEAST ... for a year ...
But ...
Check THIS BIT HERE ... !!!
"Your role's been appraised"
and ....
to ... MY SURPRISE ...
From ... NOT Being needed ...
I got a .... PAY RISE ... ???? !!! ????
So Now You See ... WHY ...
A Brother like ... " I " ...
Will NEVER .... Put Trust ...
In THESE ... Corporate Guys ... !!!
Never Mind Their .... FORK TONGUES ....
What about their ... " SNAKE EYES " .... !???!
This thing is becoming ...
A ... Constant WORRY ....
for those of us ... Working ...
" REDUNDANCY ! " ...
A ... Horrible Thing ... !!!
But ...
Who are the ones ... ?
That Most ... FEEL THE STING ... ?!?
THOSE Who .... CONTROL ....
The Employment ... " Bullring " ... ?!?
Or THOSE Who Sit ... " Waiting " ....
With ....
NO BELL to RING .... !!!
For Whom Does The Bell ...
REALLY ... Toll ... ?
Give Me a ... " Drum Roll " ...
Before i'm ... REDUNDANT ...
and left in ... THE COLD ... !!!!!!
The Unions are ... DEAD ...
So Employers Now Get ...
to do ... WHAT THEY LIKE ... !!!
cos' ... Most youth are BRAINDEAD ... !!!
They Always ... ACT BOLD ...
But Do ... What They're ... TOLD ... !!!
Ask them about ... " Business " ...
Not ONE ... seems to know ... !?!
what happens to ... THEM ...
When Companies ... "FOLD" ... !!!
They QUICKLY Get ... KNOCKED ...
When The Ship Starts to ... " ROCK " ... !!!
But STILL .... Cannot see ....
How Corporates ... "PLOT" ...
To REMOVE .... Who they want ... !!!
Because THINKERS ... Will Question ...
The LOT that they've ... GOT ... ?!
While ... " Corporate Heads " ...
are Constantly ... DRIVEN ...
Agendas they have ...
Are Suitably ... "hidden" ...
You're told ...
"NOT TO QUESTION !" ...
That Act is ... FORBIDDEN ... !!!!
But Lives That ... They Lead ...
Most People ... "AIN'T LIVIN " ... !!!!
I'm NOT .... " David Niven " ... !!!
but i'd like to play ... " BOND " ... !!!
So that I could ... " QUICKLY " ...
Put RIGHT ... All These WRONGS ... !!!
The WRONGNESS ... They do ...
" is hidden" ...................................................... from view ... !!!!
Meantime they sit ... "Planning" ...
and Constantly .... SCAMMING .... !!!
Which ... " CASH-DRIVEN YOUTH " ...
Should now join ... " Their Crew " ...
They look for a ... " FOOL" ...
Who REALLY ... AIN'T Cool ... !!!
To Push You ... Then STICK YOU ...
As if you're just ... " Glue " ...
That they can just ... STAMP ON ...
Until You Feel ... " BLUE " ... !!!
They walk in ... " NEW SHOES " ...
While yours are now due ...
For ... " Mending and Bending " ...
from ... " Cobblers Tools " ... !!!
Like FISH ...
We are ... " Schooled " ...
Then thrown into ... " POOLS " ...
For ... Redundancy Marks ...
While surrounded by ... " SHARKS " ...
Who Have ... " Their Own Space " ...
In the ... " Office Car Park " ... !!!
My words may seem ... DARK ...
But This Is ... NO LARK ... !!!
Redundancy's ... groWING ...
The REALITY'S .... " STARK " .... !!!
I'm ... " NOBODY'S DOG " ... !!!
But ... WATCH OUT For My BARK ... !!!!!
The Angels Now ... " HERALD " ...
and Sing to my ... HARK ... !!!
HARK ...
As in ... " CALL " ...
My stories ... AREN'T TALL ..... !!!
But I AM .... Of Course ... !!!
If You're NEEDING ... " MORE CLUES " ...
Try ... " Inspector Morse " ... !!!
Now ...
Those who won't hear me ...
Are on the ... " DOWNFALL " ... !!!
Like NIAGRA ....
They ... " FALL " ... !!!
with their backs to .... THE WALL ...
and Now ... CAN'T Afford ...
The Price of ... " The Stalls " ... !!!
Redundancy Payments ...
REALLY ... DON'T Last ...
UNLESS ... You were one ...
Of The ... "Corporate Class " ... !!!
But ... EVEN They Suffer ...
These words are now ... TRUE ... !!!
When They're ... Out of Work ...
TRUST ME ... They DON'T SHIRK ... !!!
They KNOW ... ALL ABOUT ...
The ... " BENEFIT ROUTE " ...
and then get ... The Council ...
to PAY FOR ... " Their House " ... !!! ? !!!
But ...
NOT JUST ... " Your Average " ... !!!
They Think That's for ... SAVAGE ... !!!
The rental they're paying ...
Brings Taxpayers ... DAMAGE ... !!!!
because ... " BENEFIT FUNDS " ....
When for ... THEM ....
Just get ... " RAVAGED " ... !!!!!
This is ... " The Coup " ...
When Redundancy ... comes ...
But THIS is ... A Story ...
to give you ... Some Fun ...
I've just been ... " In The MIX " ...
of Redundancy ... TRICKS ... !!!
But ...
HERE'S How it went ...
SO .....
Follow This Script ... !!!
"We need volunteers !
New systems demand,
that certain positions
will now disappear !"
But when ... Volunteers Came ...
They Came ... " LIKE THE RAIN" ... !!!!!
and that put ... AN END ...
to ... " REDUNDANCY GAMES " ... !!!!!!
"We've had a rethink,
and don't need to shrink,
cos people have moved,
so everything's cool" ....
But ...
Here is ... " THE TWIST " ... !?!
My job is ... SECURE ... !!!
At LEAST ... for a year ...
But ...
Check THIS BIT HERE ... !!!
"Your role's been appraised"
and ....
to ... MY SURPRISE ...
From ... NOT Being needed ...
I got a .... PAY RISE ... ???? !!! ????
So Now You See ... WHY ...
A Brother like ... " I " ...
Will NEVER .... Put Trust ...
In THESE ... Corporate Guys ... !!!
Never Mind Their .... FORK TONGUES ....
What about their ... " SNAKE EYES " .... !???!
This thing is becoming ...
A ... Constant WORRY ....
for those of us ... Working ...
" REDUNDANCY ! " ...
It's Definitely A PROBLEM !