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Ogden Utah
You can Find me on Instagram I'm brittney_foreverr
30/F/Mississippi
I am a loving mother to a little girl. My poetry helps me escape from reality when I am overwhelmed with day to day activities.
Poems
John Patrick Robbins Aka Gonzo
Jan 2014
I was at the bar big ******* surprise I know .
The pub was empty well aside from a few selected drunks but really there more like a modern art display that has to **** more than a toddler .
I sat there good Irish coffee in one hand laptop upon the bar my normal morning ritual
No I wasn't looking at **** I'm kidding of course I was duh what goes better with coffee then watching total strangers ******* a circus ****** but enough about family programming.
I had decided to take a change of pace no I wasn't watching barnyard babes instead get your mind out of the gutter you ******'s who do you think I am the owner of this site?
No I decided to swing by my true stomping ground the true home of Gonzo Hello .
I as always stopped by to check the tombstones of my amigos now long since passed .
They were all there on full display a reminder of a past I truly cant forget.
Then I decided to check out the new who's who of the new Hello .
There poems about Mom and Dad and that first crush and other assorted high school horseshit
that was as about as interesting as watching a marathon of twilight backed up by that closet case
Harry Potter honestly I thought that was a great **** name .
Just then I herd a school bus with it's annoying *** air brakes come to a halt outside the Pub
The doors flew open and fifty or so hobbits came wandering in the bar dear lord was it some sort of strike?
Hey there Gonzo I'll take a Bud Light and a bag of chips please.
Want a coloring book to go along with that Bilbo?
Hey look grandpa just do your dam job and get me a beer okay?
This strange little hamster must have fallen out of his crib and cracked his skull on his power ranger if he thought I was some sort of man servant I swear do these little ***** get there manners ?
I looked at the group of micro mini people thinking deep and long and sort of ruff with a slap on the **** before I dared to reply.
Okay you little ******* I'll bite but not that hard just who the hell are you and what in the **** are you doing here?
Were the new in crowd of the site were poets father time!
After almost laughing myself to death I decided to entertain the little hamsters .
Okay short stack but before you ask we don't serve milk and cookies and nap time is whenever you hit the floor.
Hey what's with this stupid *** jukebox there's nothing but music on here done by people who actually play music duh what kind of **** is this.
I believe it's actually called music or as your generations rappers like to call it three mile.
Samples to talk over to your generations ****** music.
Hey old man you better watch it what you hate rap?
No I don't hate rap I hate your rap by the way number seven your banana split is ready.
Hey I got to pay the bills somehow people I haven't had costumers in like five years .
Look Gonz the leader of the diaper gang spoke up.
I know were younger but we have a right to be here as well were just trying to express areselves and share are work is that so wrong.
The Jim Jones wanna be had a valid point but I honestly didn't care for my mind was on a much deeper subject the music played as in the corner four little mini ******* hotties in school girl outfits
danced away to some sort of teenage ***** they called music.
I was lost in my thoughts of um like deep poetic **** it's to deep for you to grasp .
I'm kidding I was just watching the show thinking hey I don't have to pay for this?
Gonz hey Gonz earth to Gonz .
Well everybody I tried I guess we better leave I don't think he's interested in us having a
open mic poetry night.
The music had stopped and the mini ***** were almost out the door but like some perverted ninja
I stopped them before they reached it.
Hey what's this I don't want to hear a open mic night duh I'm all about hearing your poetry
especially these little stripper poetry were do you all work I just love your costumes .
Um there are school uniforms pervert the one replied .
Hey look Gonzo It's cool man we'll just be gone I mean you don't want to serve us and all.
I had to think fast there leader was talking them almost out the door and I really couldn't afford
another kidnapping charge yet again don't ask.
Hey wait gang I was just ******* with you hell drinks on me what's your name Brittney Veronica Kelly hell it doesn't matter just pull yourself up a high chair and name your poison.
What will it be beer wine crystal **** I know how you kids love that **** Brittney maybe you'd like a smooth roofie margarita I make the best in town just ask Lily .
Hey man what about that jukebox ?
I pulled out my trusty 38 the everyone hit the floor as the sound blasted through the room worse than Justin Bieber getting **** ****** in county.
Oh baby baby Nooooo but enough with the foreplay children.
Honestly I never knew a power wheels could go that fast .
***** that jukebox amigo that's what mp3 players are for .
I blasted some sort of strange music and poured the drinks as the hobbits began to
lose themselves in sort of twisted movements they called dancing dear lord man
they could really hold there drugs .
Then came there spoken poetry crap slash wet T shirt contest .
The party was a mad mad scene like MTV's real world except with actual humans .
The mini strippers slash go go dancers were just about to get on the bar when all the sudden the doors flew open and the dark Lord himself once again stood in pub.
The room went as silent as when a semi insane hillbilly on a **** TV show does a interview
and people find out he really is a backwards dip **** .
The dark lord spoke Gonzo!
A voice from under the bar spoke up he's not here *******.
Gonzo get your drunken *** from under that bar before I make my man servant come get you.
I popped up faster than a seventy year old man on ****** .
Hey boss how's it been dam you look great can I get you a drink hey have you been working out?
Look you halfwit clean this party out right now I could ban right this very moment .
Hey now look Adolf I was trying to connect with the hip new younger crowd is all because
I believe that a young mind is a terrible thing not to be totally wasted .
Seize him the dark lord called out to his staff of four halfwits .
I fought hard but eventually feel to the powers of those lady truck drivers let me tell you
those ******* fight ***** it was almost like getting ***** ****** if only I hadn't forgot my whistle.
Beaten shaken without my speak being slurred I was handcuffed and taken away .
And as I was being taken out the door a young little hamster spoke .
Hey Gonzo can I have your laptop yeah kids there real wise ***** sometimes.
The young hamsters all sat outside the pub as I was loaded up in the pinto hey poetry doesn't pay kids.
Goodbye Gonzo we'll miss you said one of the stripper students whatever the **** they were.
Goodbye little ***** I'll think about you often well I mean as long as I can remember.
I watched as the kids were scattered to the wind and my Pub was destroyed .
As I was taken away riding into the sunset like some outlaw in the back of a really ****** car.
Was this the end for are brain dead hero?
Would Hello finally see the demise of the legend slash guilty pleasure of Hello.
Would Timmy finally get out of that well to question his own sexuality?
Would this write ever ******* end?
Tune In next week for the exiting conclusion kids.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming .
Stay Crazy.
Fin
The pub was empty well aside from a few selected drunks but really there more like a modern art display that has to **** more than a toddler .
I sat there good Irish coffee in one hand laptop upon the bar my normal morning ritual
No I wasn't looking at **** I'm kidding of course I was duh what goes better with coffee then watching total strangers ******* a circus ****** but enough about family programming.
I had decided to take a change of pace no I wasn't watching barnyard babes instead get your mind out of the gutter you ******'s who do you think I am the owner of this site?
No I decided to swing by my true stomping ground the true home of Gonzo Hello .
I as always stopped by to check the tombstones of my amigos now long since passed .
They were all there on full display a reminder of a past I truly cant forget.
Then I decided to check out the new who's who of the new Hello .
There poems about Mom and Dad and that first crush and other assorted high school horseshit
that was as about as interesting as watching a marathon of twilight backed up by that closet case
Harry Potter honestly I thought that was a great **** name .
Just then I herd a school bus with it's annoying *** air brakes come to a halt outside the Pub
The doors flew open and fifty or so hobbits came wandering in the bar dear lord was it some sort of strike?
Hey there Gonzo I'll take a Bud Light and a bag of chips please.
Want a coloring book to go along with that Bilbo?
Hey look grandpa just do your dam job and get me a beer okay?
This strange little hamster must have fallen out of his crib and cracked his skull on his power ranger if he thought I was some sort of man servant I swear do these little ***** get there manners ?
I looked at the group of micro mini people thinking deep and long and sort of ruff with a slap on the **** before I dared to reply.
Okay you little ******* I'll bite but not that hard just who the hell are you and what in the **** are you doing here?
Were the new in crowd of the site were poets father time!
After almost laughing myself to death I decided to entertain the little hamsters .
Okay short stack but before you ask we don't serve milk and cookies and nap time is whenever you hit the floor.
Hey what's with this stupid *** jukebox there's nothing but music on here done by people who actually play music duh what kind of **** is this.
I believe it's actually called music or as your generations rappers like to call it three mile.
Samples to talk over to your generations ****** music.
Hey old man you better watch it what you hate rap?
No I don't hate rap I hate your rap by the way number seven your banana split is ready.
Hey I got to pay the bills somehow people I haven't had costumers in like five years .
Look Gonz the leader of the diaper gang spoke up.
I know were younger but we have a right to be here as well were just trying to express areselves and share are work is that so wrong.
The Jim Jones wanna be had a valid point but I honestly didn't care for my mind was on a much deeper subject the music played as in the corner four little mini ******* hotties in school girl outfits
danced away to some sort of teenage ***** they called music.
I was lost in my thoughts of um like deep poetic **** it's to deep for you to grasp .
I'm kidding I was just watching the show thinking hey I don't have to pay for this?
Gonz hey Gonz earth to Gonz .
Well everybody I tried I guess we better leave I don't think he's interested in us having a
open mic poetry night.
The music had stopped and the mini ***** were almost out the door but like some perverted ninja
I stopped them before they reached it.
Hey what's this I don't want to hear a open mic night duh I'm all about hearing your poetry
especially these little stripper poetry were do you all work I just love your costumes .
Um there are school uniforms pervert the one replied .
Hey look Gonzo It's cool man we'll just be gone I mean you don't want to serve us and all.
I had to think fast there leader was talking them almost out the door and I really couldn't afford
another kidnapping charge yet again don't ask.
Hey wait gang I was just ******* with you hell drinks on me what's your name Brittney Veronica Kelly hell it doesn't matter just pull yourself up a high chair and name your poison.
What will it be beer wine crystal **** I know how you kids love that **** Brittney maybe you'd like a smooth roofie margarita I make the best in town just ask Lily .
Hey man what about that jukebox ?
I pulled out my trusty 38 the everyone hit the floor as the sound blasted through the room worse than Justin Bieber getting **** ****** in county.
Oh baby baby Nooooo but enough with the foreplay children.
Honestly I never knew a power wheels could go that fast .
***** that jukebox amigo that's what mp3 players are for .
I blasted some sort of strange music and poured the drinks as the hobbits began to
lose themselves in sort of twisted movements they called dancing dear lord man
they could really hold there drugs .
Then came there spoken poetry crap slash wet T shirt contest .
The party was a mad mad scene like MTV's real world except with actual humans .
The mini strippers slash go go dancers were just about to get on the bar when all the sudden the doors flew open and the dark Lord himself once again stood in pub.
The room went as silent as when a semi insane hillbilly on a **** TV show does a interview
and people find out he really is a backwards dip **** .
The dark lord spoke Gonzo!
A voice from under the bar spoke up he's not here *******.
Gonzo get your drunken *** from under that bar before I make my man servant come get you.
I popped up faster than a seventy year old man on ****** .
Hey boss how's it been dam you look great can I get you a drink hey have you been working out?
Look you halfwit clean this party out right now I could ban right this very moment .
Hey now look Adolf I was trying to connect with the hip new younger crowd is all because
I believe that a young mind is a terrible thing not to be totally wasted .
Seize him the dark lord called out to his staff of four halfwits .
I fought hard but eventually feel to the powers of those lady truck drivers let me tell you
those ******* fight ***** it was almost like getting ***** ****** if only I hadn't forgot my whistle.
Beaten shaken without my speak being slurred I was handcuffed and taken away .
And as I was being taken out the door a young little hamster spoke .
Hey Gonzo can I have your laptop yeah kids there real wise ***** sometimes.
The young hamsters all sat outside the pub as I was loaded up in the pinto hey poetry doesn't pay kids.
Goodbye Gonzo we'll miss you said one of the stripper students whatever the **** they were.
Goodbye little ***** I'll think about you often well I mean as long as I can remember.
I watched as the kids were scattered to the wind and my Pub was destroyed .
As I was taken away riding into the sunset like some outlaw in the back of a really ****** car.
Was this the end for are brain dead hero?
Would Hello finally see the demise of the legend slash guilty pleasure of Hello.
Would Timmy finally get out of that well to question his own sexuality?
Would this write ever ******* end?
Tune In next week for the exiting conclusion kids.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming .
Stay Crazy.
Fin
Kathleen D Weibe Nov 2009
Love Sent From Afar
Kathleen D Weibe
Nov 2009
Here is a little poem of love sent your way
to the four most important people in my life
in your lives my love grows and here you all will stay
From the time of each of your births I was in bliss
holding you for the very first time
with tears of happiness on your heads I did kiss
Couldn't wait till I held you in my arms
counting each finger and every toe
from this day forward I knew I had my lucky charms
So precious and beautiful; from me you will not be taken
I'm so very proud to be called your mom
my wonderful girls Brittney, Tiffany, Bridgette, and Laken
Years have gone by so quickly it seem
your all almost grown to live your own lives
no mater the distance you will always be in my dream
Brittney your 20 and your a beautiful woman in college now
I give you support and do your best
what ever you do please don't throw in the towel
Laken your 18 and you too are in college just like your big sis
set your goals but too far where you cant reach
even though were miles apart I send you this kiss
Tiffany your 14 and your first year of high school wow where did time go
don't be breaking those boys hearts
but, always remember let your true self show
Bridgette your 13, andmy youngest and the last of them all
so pretty and smart hope to follow your big sisters
just remember if you need me just give me a call
As for my truly wonderful girls I love so dear
I miss you with all my heart and soul
Please do your best and don't have any fear
Happiness is the way to unlock the heart with a key
never doubt yourselves my loves
Love to you my precious ones Tiffany, Laken, Bridgette and Brittney
Love always Mom
to the four most important people in my life
in your lives my love grows and here you all will stay
From the time of each of your births I was in bliss
holding you for the very first time
with tears of happiness on your heads I did kiss
Couldn't wait till I held you in my arms
counting each finger and every toe
from this day forward I knew I had my lucky charms
So precious and beautiful; from me you will not be taken
I'm so very proud to be called your mom
my wonderful girls Brittney, Tiffany, Bridgette, and Laken
Years have gone by so quickly it seem
your all almost grown to live your own lives
no mater the distance you will always be in my dream
Brittney your 20 and your a beautiful woman in college now
I give you support and do your best
what ever you do please don't throw in the towel
Laken your 18 and you too are in college just like your big sis
set your goals but too far where you cant reach
even though were miles apart I send you this kiss
Tiffany your 14 and your first year of high school wow where did time go
don't be breaking those boys hearts
but, always remember let your true self show
Bridgette your 13, andmy youngest and the last of them all
so pretty and smart hope to follow your big sisters
just remember if you need me just give me a call
As for my truly wonderful girls I love so dear
I miss you with all my heart and soul
Please do your best and don't have any fear
Happiness is the way to unlock the heart with a key
never doubt yourselves my loves
Love to you my precious ones Tiffany, Laken, Bridgette and Brittney
Love always Mom