In Italy, the bakers use a
fast dough process with
a yeast based starter, it is
called a Biga.

There is a famous story
about Luigi, a baker who
was married to Maria, she
was petit and very beautiful.

She gave birth to a baby boy
whom they called Giovani.
One day, on his day off, Luigi
was seen slapping Giovani's head.

A Carabinieri asked Luigi why he slapa
the bambino ina the head. Luigi said, I
marry Maria with the tight a the *****
then came Giovani with the Biga the head.

O aking kaibigan,
Iniirog ay nasaan?
Ilang taon, ilang buwan?
Pwede namang ngayon, pwede naman.

Isang maligayang araw ng mga puso,
At sana ngayon, ika'y tunay maligaya,
Mga katanungan (ni mrln), wag na sanang lumiko,
Bigyang katotohanan hinihintay na BIGA. (AHHAHAHA)

kung sakaling lumiko na naman,
mga katanungang mistulang pabalang,
alalahaning may mga kaibigan,
parating nagmamahal at di ka iiwan.