Boris likes to stroke his Mogg
Merkel loves a hot Macron
David Davis hates to Barnier
Keir Starmer gels with Garnier

May adores her slimy Gove
While Corbyn woos the Abbott
Liz Truss? Such angry sourpuss
Herself to champion loudly fuss

And Greening's not for leaning
Against the Brexit so opposed
Sajid wants a blimp of Trump
Which has given Donald the ****

Whilst in the gilt historic chair
We’ve a bent partisanal ******
Cash grabbing John the squeaker
Bercow! How in hell are you still Speaker?

Now when speaking of selfish greed
Travel. Duck houses. Second homes, and such
Let’s remember; as not to would be unfair
That glib arrogant war-monger; Blair

I’ve had enough of all of them
The Blunts. The Hunts. The useless…
Pieces of flotsam and jetsom
Don’t even start me on Leadsom!


©pofacedpoetry (Billy Reynard-Bowness 2018 – All rights reserved)

Stewards enquiry, evens,
a tie, photo finish, but
Bercow wins by a noes.

The wagons have circled,
lights switched off, it is
pitch dark at the Palace.

HRH has enforced a curfew
on all members of the family,
nobody enters or leaves,

With the exception of John
Bercow who was brought in
to order order take away's.

Pizza Express Woking was
nominated the outstanding
title of Purveyors to the Queen.

Meanwhile, it has been noted
that Virginia Roberts is now a
courier girl. For Deliveroo™.

It has yet to be seen, if she will
be permitted to serve Andrew
his favourite Pigs in Blankets.

Her Majesty adores Dough *****
whereas, Prince Philip simply
loves to get stuck into La Reine.

Is there no impartiality
anymore, John Bercow
sided with the noes or
don't knows is perhaps
a better description for
what appears to be the
political pantomime of
the century, even beats
the Trump show in US.