Bah humbug is what you hear in
My dad
He was going go on off with you
But I heard him going bah
So I went bah bah black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
Bah humbug I know dad isn’t Scrooge
Bah humbug is what I heard from him
He was in the lounge room smoking cigarettes saying go on
Off with you
I was hearing bah as if he was a Scrooge
It was hard to hear why he said it but then it finally hit me
I might have been a bit abusive toward him yeah I was indeed
He went go on off with you bah humbug came to me
I went bah bah black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir I have sir three bags full
Go on he was saying like the old fogie that he was, go on off with you is what he actually said
I treated dad like Scrooge when he disciplined me at Christmas
I said be nice be calm it’s Christmas don’t be the old Scrooge because I am a cool person and I can’t understand
Why he went bah to me
It drove me round the bend
I said bah bah black sheep have you any wool yes sir of course sir three bags full
Don’t yell at me dad it’s Christmas treat me with respect
I know mate I am trying mate
Go on off with you bah humbug
Oh yeah that might be what he said but I heard bah as if to say
Bah bah black sheep have you got a woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove em up the ***
Bah I heard from dad but he said go on off with you well
I like to think that he was Scrooge reformed but you can’t tell family this
I will always hear dad say bah
Go on off with you

The Sukhumvit Rap
 
by David John Clare


Boom boom bah smoke yaba bah bah bah boom!

Boom boom bah smoke yaba bah bah bah boom!
 
Well, she come in to Na Na town on dah midnight sky train, anonymous esan girl she a mysterious Bangkok dame

Out of the nite shadows she will walk and magically appear, I'm telling you fresh forang you got some awful things to fear right here

She can slave your mind in a minute without talk so lyrical, she's a modern Thai freak, a ****** miracle

First She opiates his mind then double you'll see
will loose all sense of time and then the trouble will be

She knows what she is doing, her instincts are cold Forang men they surrender and just do what they are told

Beyond the like of a dibbie girl as you are a sucker for her date

she will leave your mind and body in a wicked deadly state

A jealous girlfriend could now completes the scene as you walk back to your short time room near Pat Pong
soi cowboy libertine...
 
If you get near her you hear the voice of a Thai Siren
Don't you look at her don't you touch you'll start cryin'
If you dare embrace her fool you will think you found a rare Silom Road Jem or Jewel?

She can tear your heart out and she will do it with your own **** tool !
 
Tell The brothers not to look the wink of her eye, tell all of the brothers not to watch her WINK!
 
You can tell by her moves and the slit under her dress she is a one trick thai pony ahead of you by her breast

She got a photographic smile Greta garbo movie hair

She can tear any man down with that Siamese cat like looking stare...

Don't look into her eyes she'll control you blind

you want to wine and dine her? ha, it is your mind she will sixty nine

Shell try her best to allure you so now don't concede cuz if you touch her now boy your heart will bleed

It is a hell of way to take a Thailand vacation but remember this; there is no way of ever stopping this ****** man killer creation.
 
Tell The brothers not to watch the wink of her eye, tell all of the brothers not to watch her WINK!

Boom boom bah smoke yaba bah bah bah boom!

Boom boom bah smoke yaba bah bah bah boom!

WINK!
 
(c) 2010 Clairvoyant Music / BMI Los Angeles CA USA  all rights in perpetuity by the author