paschabiceps with his muscles so large
the best player on VP thats for sure
hes so good he might as well be in charge
the rest of them are bad, but he'll endure
a lot of my friends think you're awesome too
my bearded friend wants to ride on your arm
a transfer to a good team is past due
to watch your games i set an alarm
i wake up before the sun even rises
to hear your sweet polish voice in my ear
you and your great skill, full of surprises
you are one of the things i hold most dear
i bet you could lift a hundred pound pole
pashabiceps pro, my friends full control