Tommy stopped by last night
Boy, is he hard to communicate with
Then I remembered the old Pinball Machine down in the basement
Thank God!

I threw the ball up in the air
and it never came back down
She's searching for it everywhere
Never to be found
She lost the scent
and cannot see
the bright yellow ball
way up in the tree

I played with myself last night
and made a big mess
I had to refill my coffee
and open a new deck

I went to Mexico and lost my head
Found a doctor needed needle and thread
Told me to stay still sewed up the harm
Don't go South of the Border
And it should stay on

I have written the greatest Poem
the World has ever known
I put it in my back pocket
to no one it's been shown
One day I will share it
with the World anew
But until that time
this will have to do

My girlfriend called me up last night
from the other side of the bed
I told her she was being ridiculous
when she could just text instead

I wanted to go to India
to drink some tea
My wife told me we have some
in the pantry
It seems more reasonable
So I cancelled the trip
Now I'm enjoying it
Sip by Sip