President Donald Duck
The USA has run it's luck
He says he will bring us back
But all he'll do is quack & quack

I came upon the Beatles while walking in the woods
John and George were there and sounding good
They gave a wink and smile to me
I continued on my journey
and Let Them Be

All my friends had dates last night
All I had was a fig
but it was very sweet

He has fake hair
and fake secret plans
He speaks fake truth
nobody understands
He even does weird things with his hands
He won by accident
He is--The Fake President

I went to see Jesus
He told me to go back home
I told him I think it's time
He said I'm still on my own
I said I have some questions
He told me to relax
So I went back to Texas
and ate some Apple Jacks

I love Lucie
and her amazing ***
Her beautiful backhand
and her movement on grass
She plays for her country
and has drank from the Cup
I love Lucie
So very very much

If everything is beautiful in Heaven
and there is no place below
then Earth must be the Dungeon
where evil doth dwell