Hey, sir, take home this razor
The sharpest one in silver chrome
While you would have the shaving pleasure
I could cut bread at home.
Cuts so fine your face would treasure
Get it and have the smoothest cheek
While you would have the shaving pleasure
I could feed my kid for a week.
It’s so cheap sir, just a shilling
Your fortune’s armor in silver chrome
May bring you good luck, god willing,
I could light a fire at home.