I panicked at the picnic when everybody threw up
on me. I finished my potato salad and threw up.

I panicked at the picnic when everybody threw up on
  me. I finished my potato salad and threw up.

A gram of vitamin B3 daily lessens melancholia.  

They can never take that from us: our commonality, our soul connection, the fact that we're both in ㄥ◯∨モ with me.

☒ Give to me the possession of my hormones back for full absorption
☒ as I'm keen on resuming the bony splinter means of bone resorption
☒ while admixed by neo-commixed protocols of bio-ecleptic sorption
☒ Let's stomp sun-burnt faces 'cause J. Edgar Hoover was the riddled
☒ manufacturer of Malcolm X from a ***** mulatto known by Little
☒ who scrounged while Jersey burned its cheap, girly skirts for a tittle
☒ Marilyn Monroe was like a door **** because everyone got a turn:
☒ spooks, gay wops, greasers & tunnel bums who were keen to learn,
☒ even day laborers, migrant fruit pickers & coal miners eager to earn
☒ as Marilyn's 'scribed tranquilizer regimen was of no mortal concern
☒ 'cause it was Norma Jean's lithium intake that no one could discern
☒ anymore than the Unabomber's gripes seen by Alexander Cockburn
☒ or the clinically-constipated pretentiousness of nut-job Bruce Dern
☒ who holds far less star appeal than a gator-****-covered swamp fern
☒ or a petit jury of unscrubbed, chitlin'-lovin' nitwits about to adjourn
☒ into the night life of ******, their ponces and mamas horridly stern
☒ who were evicted by the Empire Hotel Group of the Hotel Lucerne
☒ whereat a politico can parlay sick-leave *** with a volunteer intern,
☒ in a meeting room spread eagle on **** carpet near a V.F.W. lectern
☒ for a thrilling roll of tattooed *** wiggle, tanned hip swish & churn
☒ Thiomersal makes serums kick ***, so we'll long for what we yearn
☒ to eat doves, hawks, wrens, rooks, robins & the greater crested tern
☒ Merck adds the blood of rabbits to their notorious M.M.R. vaccine
☒ to proliferate superior mutant strains that filtrate foggy brains clean
☒ Patients are murdered in hospitals for their kidneys, lungs & organs
☒ Do not cry over spilt milk nor over the disarmed Aussies poor guns
☒ 'cause switched ships Titanic & Olympic were banker J.P. Morgan's
☒ The P.M. didn't expose insurance fraud for fear of losing war funds
☒ The power to tax involves the power to destroy is heavy and taxing
☒ as it wanes menstrually when it is not in the seventh house waxing,
☒ or naked in a river with water moccasins, gators & pirañas relaxing
☒ as redacted facsimiles of pentagonal papers have militarians faxing
☒ about whether Check 'n Go offers the best 3rd-party-check-cashing
☒ while our children are dulled by prescription tranquilizer dopamine
☒ they are concurrently spazzed by that genic stimulant amphetamine
☒ which was pharmaceutically pedalled by allopathists as benzedrine
☒ that's able to hyper-stimulate a brain faster than a ten-pound praline
☒ while sickening patients via rashes of neuro-transmitting histamine
☒ A superior knowledge must be properly applied to equate to power
☒ from a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall or Pentecostal ivory tower
☒ below which poor people must be transfixed into a cowardly cower
☒ whilst stupefied by the oily patter of tele-prompted twit Matt Lauer
☒ who graduated from imbecile of the minute to retardate of the hour
☒ He got this way by substituting saw dust for desiccated wheat flour
☒ while denigrating Ike's warning against the militarists we empower
☒ I suspected that the stinking ****** I grew up with wasn't a brother
☒ till the program for adoptees: Look Dumb-***, I Ain't Your Mother!
☒ School-gun-free-zone laws force armed criminals to finally disarm
☒ in gun-free zones to protect our children from armed-criminal harm
☒ as no one need fear for in each school there's a regulation fire alarm
☒ plus in every home-room there's a martial-arts-trained school marm
☒ and if her tae kwon do fails she'll lure from him his gun with charm
☒ as she's a **** gal even though she was raised on a Wisconsin farm
☒ O Lord God have mercy to steer a misplaced/misdirected gratitude
☒ to a septicemic pit that'll sanitarily coax hyper-stimulated negritude
☒ what'll ablate pained receptors spun into a dextro-rotational attitude
☒ coursing towards 1 dizzy patter replenishing whomsoever'll delude
☒ the framed, gullible men & clothes-racked naturalists who sun ****
☒ 100% cocksure to stymie church with a girlified/glorified interlude
☒ before the bank of God files this in suit, the way it wants to be sued
☒ or epoxied, affixed, pasted, joined, stuck, adhered, taped and glued
☒ onto pages of doggerel verse that's shockingly & mockingly shrewd
☒ while an edibly-ripe tomato's rendered unpalatable as it was stewed
☒ for a *******-tight ***** forcefully torqued cracks tightly *******
☒ falling from the stitched mouths of dowagers bitten off half chewed
☒ From Hibernia to Albion, Scotsmen hang martyrs from an oak rood
☒ as pleated t'ings Scottish are sorely transfixed & rough-hewn crude
☒ where Wales' women decry a Holyheaded Welshman miner's mood
☒ that's digested like lamb lobscouse stew which's St. Helens #1 food
☒ pushing Brixton's Jamaican monkeys into a quasi-Rastafarian feud
☒ Out of the blue you rained on me saturating this prosthetic left knee
☒ I should've shot you in the neck before you pushed me out of a tree
☒ I can't cover my bald head unless somebody sells me a wig for free
☒ From a boat it's good to hurl & ***** 'cause it's fish food in the sea
☒ as rancid crap dumped overboard makes for delicious salt-water tea
☒ the type preferred by the vampiress Liz: Romanian quean of misery
☒ & ma to the wing-eared-imbecilic Chucky mate to mammy Cammy
☒ in full glory, in casual shift that is provocatively low-cut and flimsy
☒ Albanian maniac = Albaniac from under & off a Penn Central track
☒ Romanian maniac = Romaniac no matter the ooze of angled crack
☒ that will trump disease by scarfing red-peppered cole slaw cabbage
☒ so as to avert pelvic-girdle bruising plus sudden high-thigh damage
☒ Conventions banning torture are seen by State eugenicists as quaint
☒ because botulism makes not a crone seem no younger than she ain't
☒ In circles dark chronic emphysema is a darkly chronicled complaint
☒ soon as you thunk no violation too vile could make Liz queen faint
☒ on the decks of slaughter-ships finished in super polymerized paint
☒ **** no stick to monarchical petticoats while the shell rots of a saint
☒ where no sodium fluoridated water can pineal gland ******* & taint
☒ as no lardy laird shall see redress from Marxian Scotland's restraint
☒ Dominican man-eaters wolf almond brother & nephew sandwiches
☒ over the shrill hue & cry of black, barren, hog-shaped Indio *******
☒ whose godless zombie voodoo chants prohibit hiking furry britches
☒ even though hairy pants are the #1 thing that negresses know itches
☒ all students at Lee Harvey Oswald's C.I.A. college of patsy snitches
☒ where marksmen and sharp-shooters exhibit shaking-palsy twitches

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The Venezuela that I know.
I know that you wouldn't sell my hands to hand surgeons.
I know. I know that you wouldn't sell my hands to hand
surgeons who were from Venezuela. I know.

Positioning my *** over the hole in the boat...I was patrolling the Gulf of Mexico for the Coast Guard when suddenly a large hole, the size of my ***, appeared in the bottom of the boat. Quickly I covered it with my ***, saving the lives of 46 people.

After enjoying, with John McCain, the best extensive, exploratory, deep frontal lobe brain surgery that I've ever had, I sold my children into slavery. I said to Mrs. McCain (John's mom): “After extensive, exploratory brain surgery, I sold my children into slavery.”; She just looked at me like she was crazy.

Queer-bait ***** guys scratch **** when their rubbers meet the road
& their cell ******* scream for more when lard blubber meats erode
into 12-inch wieners to pork homosexy pig cops lousy with scabies
under fraternal orders to lure rabid dogs into bed with deadly rabies
whilst harassing ***** Puerto Rican ****** birthin' ******* babies
of crucial **** action & colored temperament stung not by gay bees
buzzing sheep-******,' tobacco-chewin,' marijuana-toking hayseeds

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The setting, Easter 1899, a large dog suppresses a **** in the middle
of the night, Polacks are eating grapes in the dim moon light, a war
is fought by Saigon girls whose betel-nut-red teeth are ready to bite

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.

I'd rather be the queen of ****** than the king of gonorrhea, awash
in a red Dead Sea of ovarian drainage & black-bile-tinged pyorrhea
that'd befall, after 9 millenniums, Allāh's Moslemical axiom Sharia
as an exclusive homosex guide to **** ***** exercising in 1 Korea

✔✔✔✔✔
I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

✔✔✔✔✔
I'm perfect, I know
every **** says so
In the moon light
In a goon fight
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******
I am perfect
Teh End

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my lower blonde hair.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'd rather be the queen of ****** than the king of gonorrhea, awash
in a red Dead Sea of ovarian drainage & black-bile-tinged pyorrhea
that'd befall, after 9 millenniums, Allāh's Moslemical axiom Sharia
as an exclusive homosex guide to **** ***** exercising in 1 Korea

We buried grandma 'cause she's dead & non-talkative, unwilling to
obey direct commands, stubbornly sedentary & very non-*walkative

forced a laxative into the bus driver's mouth as he made the complicated turn onto Maple Street. She did so out of concern after witnessing his sluggish bowel movement in a Texaco men's room 3 weeks before. "Thanks to you I can move my bowels with ease!" The driver exclaimed. "Here, take this empty laxative box!" He ordered. Penny smiled, revealing strong dentures. "What's in the box?" She asked in an innocently-**** way that made the bus driver experience a powerful bowel movement. "Five hundred dollars," he said as the entire bus cheered upon seeing 10,000 yellow ribbons on an old oak tree which meant that Tony Orlando could share a bathroom with 2 black chicks.

Onto my stump I rub expensive, aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy, mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy, jungle-rot team

My scar
is black from tar

My wiener
is without bun

Apropos to nada as Russian adages go: "Pray to God but row to shore."; "Take when they are giving and run when they are beating."; "They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work."

Indeed, cancer treatment therapies that extirpate, hypothermiate, irradiate & toxicate have an efficacy of 2.5% (according to the N.C.I.), which equates to a failure rate of 97.5%. Yet these modalities are being exported to red China as American oncological departments do a land market business in 50 states & picturesque Puerto Rico.

I cried when you lied & pimped my body on the street & sold my 2
shoes off my 2 feet so now that I'm without shoes & poor the Johns
say I'm either "The Gainesville *****" or "The Bare-Foot *****"
I whined when you sold my **** on 12th street & then sold 2 tennis
shoes off my 2 feet so now that I'm without shoes & poor the Johns
call me "The Gainesville *****," I meant, "The Bare-Foot *****"
I sighed when you lied & pimped my body in the street & sold both
shoes off both feet, so now that I have no shoes & I am poor, Johns
think I'm "The Gainesville *****" or even "The Bare-Foot *****"

𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞. "𝐈𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦?" 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬. "𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬?" 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐛 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. "𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭!" 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝟑𝟒𝟗 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞.

The slutty ***** ***** listened, as I explained that my mystical belt
of purity is irrefutable proof of my chastity from my hose's ****-end

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**WEB/THE BLACK SPHERE: It turns out that black babies are cheaper than monkeys. Don’t believe me, just read this report by Reuters. This is why black babies are being used as lab rats to test a bio-weapons grade anthrax vaccine. In the time of a black president {ahem}, a presidential ethics panel (you read that right) is the panel who concluded that black babies could be used for the testing. Believe it or not, this is being done for the kids. We need a pediatric anthrax vaccine. Here is a what panel chairman Amy Gutmann, president of the University of Pennsylvania, had to say: “Balancing the need to protect children against the need to know, for instance, the safe dose of the vaccine, made this one of the most difficult ethical reviews a bioethics board has ever conducted because kids could one day die by the millions from anthrax. So what? NO BLACK CHILDREN are dying from anthrax, and who knows the future implications of testing on black children?"

To an untrained girlfriend it's bad, but to a trained one it is good, as
a mid-throat chop forces an untrained girlfriend to act as she should

Michael Jackson was killed in an avalanche yet no fan was told and
Tito sobbed when he found out that Janet had stolen Michael's gold
hidden under queen-toting Oprah's jelly belly lard *** jiggly fat fold
in the hard, frozen-cold dawn, 'neath the blubbery sheath of blubber
that made kin-queer Oprah's jelly belly hard **** bounce like rubber
on the garden path 'tween the 2 pretty shrubs of Roger the Shrubber
that could be made of fir trees if not for a preponderance of lumber,
of the soft-pine variety that make cheap coffins for dirt-nap slumber
with big-thinking worms & where Obama's ***** ain't no cucumber

[Lincoln's War (1861-5) was not a civil war, nor was it an insurrection, as the South had created a functioning, viable, democratic Republic that had no interest in pelf; nor in capturing the northern capital city of Washington; nor in conquering and enslaving the citizens of New England; nor in occupying the Atlantic Seaboard; nor in ****** the women of Cincinnati.] Would Lincoln have nuked Montgomery, Richmond & Atlanta? Never in Earth's history have white men taken up arms to defend la causa humana de Negroes. Calling a pickaninny ****** is disrespectful. The brothers of the brotherhood, the Fraternal Order of Police, are of the erroneous belief that after clubbing & shaking down citizens all day they'll forevermore be permitted to return to mortgaged 3-bedroom houses for quiet, ***** evenings in the ***** of frumpy, common-law wives. This will soon change. The frat boys of the F.O.P. will be dragged by the greasy hair of their balding heads (off those Lazy Boy recliners) and beat to death in the streets by the neighbor-citizens whom they've brutalized.