▩ These women accidentally drugged and ***** themselves while "The Cosby Show" played on T.V. Now that it's all over Bill Cosby can get back to what he does best: drugging & ****** women.

“Gee Bobby, what are '**** Nuts'?”
“Johnny, '**** Nuts' are excitingly new flavor-nuts sold at Walmart.”
“What flavors do '**** Nuts' come in.”
“Several. There's chocolate, vanilla & carp.”
“Carp?”
“Yes.”
“Can I serve '**** Nuts' on special occasions?”
“You betcha. '**** Nuts' are good throughout the year.”
“What makes '**** Nuts' so delicious?”
“Several things Jimmy, I mean Johnny. The first thing is that '**** Nuts' are batter-dipped. The second thing is that '**** Nuts' are kept fresh in a fresh-lock bag.”
“Can '**** Nuts' be thrown at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Sure.”
“Has anyone ever thrown '**** Nuts'  at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Yes, lots of people.”

Impossible! Not anymore! Now you can enjoy arm- & *****-amputation from the comfort of your home for the price of a postage stamp. Sick of using the bathroom on Wednesday? Now you can **** your mayor and become a millionaire. Don't wait, hurry now!

I got old stuff slippery, slimy & warm that comes in quarts like bull
elephants & it's grey & Marxian girly gay & phony folks drink it on
trapezes, as it's highly regarded by pigs to stop snot-ejectin' sneezes

And we'll rub our lezzy fur boxes together to spark moist, electrical
static charges from 4 pudgy thighs along the shaven vaginal marges
You kissed me hard at midnight when my trailer was dark, just like
you did when you knocked me up after you were let go from Starke
for slaughtering 56 Albanians who cut in line at Disney World park

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Deep where daytime plunges I view images obverse rendered slight
wrung from a perspective when noon of day becomes noon of night
among **** whose hot water's cold & whose saggy ******* are tight
to show straight Venezuelan queers that head-wise they're not right,
as if to correct **** San Pedro dragsters who fist-ways can not fight
Charles Carroll of Homewood never trapped mice not worth killing
Charles Carroll of Carrollton signed free declarations Allāh willing
Charles Carroll of Annapolis wrote that Turkical gals were thrilling
in tropic moonshine French vanilla ice cream's quite filling because
for no Scandinavian ******* there's no Scandinavian-****** dealing
and so without Croatian moolies there's no Croatian-****** grilling
when stolen-hubcap rates rise with the rise of 'hood-hubcap stealing
con-ghetto markets are swamped with hubcaps spooks were trailing
while black markets are burstin' with cool hubcaps they like selling
before choco shops are flooded by hot hubcaps negroes be smelling
after flea markets go awash with hub hot caps ***** are concealing
their motivations that would be revelationary to crimes protocolical
that are as penetrative as contacts rated allopathically transdermical
so as to counter stimuli sprouting superficial growth sclerodermical
within mutagenical outcroppings phasically presumed hydrostatical
It was Ric Flair who had a stare what could scare a bear because no
one fixes fair hair in a chair devil-may-care with their *** in the air!
It was Sonny plus Cher who did dare to spare rare bikini underwear
'cause no Bono heir can compare to share the glare of 1 blaring pair
Mountaineers need rear gear to snare sheer facets & clear a bare ear
when fear is a mere sad tear in the career of chairman Norman Lear  
We need guns to **** fascists because in America it's live free or die
& we need guns to **** pizza thugs demandin': "Give me your pie!"
& we need bombs to blow up folks who claim Bruce Jenner's a guy
whose vehicular homicides are faultless on a California codger tour
that skids by a nursin' home that's home to washed-up Roger Moore
with his lady-killing libido that marked him as a bed-hoppin' *****
on the Sunset Strip & in East L.A. & along 9 miles of Pacific shore
where, in Speedo bikini trunks, upon a polite society, he waged war
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Water doesn't rise 100's of miles between California & Hawaii.

A little child is being eaten by an alligator
Clearasil turns a pustule into a crater
Just when you think it's too early, it's later

I had the distinct honor of sharing intimacies with everyone who mattered to anyone. 1 day, when Queen Liz was sponge-bathing me, there was an important telegraph from the emperor of Argentina urging me to visit the palace right away. I swatted Liz on the *** playfully. “Fetch my Volkswagen!” I ordered. “I'm going to the capital city of Argentina right now!”

I had the distinct honor of sharing intimacies with everyone who mattered to anyone. 1 day, when Queen Liz was sponge-bathing me, there was an important telegraph from the emperor of Argentina urging me to visit the palace right away. I swatted Liz on the *** playfully. “Fetch my Volkswagen!” I ordered. “I'm going to the capital city of Argentina right now!”

Karachi in Pakistan
Obama was the real president, the real president of ****-*******.

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Chapter 1, “A rat's a rat. Or is it?” : Freshly-killed and processed rats are better, tastier & more filling & fulfilling than rats wrested from cats. A week-old rat, kept at room temperature, shouldn't be your first choice. Choose a rat that's been refrigerated, or properly smoked & salted.

I'm forced to live in the woods & eat moles 'cause I really do love it
and I'd never ***** that I am too royal toward it, or very far above it
or *****-***** to ream & **** it, even when I'm 768 miles from it
Unlike you, with your greyish bumps, I ain't scarfed corn dogs with
stinkin' garbage men, in garbage trucks, speeding to garbage dumps
My ditzy ***** went crazy from a street drug so, like they did with
father Grigorii Rasputin, I shot her twice, then wrapped her in a rug

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I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

Tanya & Tammy were virgins who lived alone together. Neither of them had known the comfort of masculine intimacy. Tanya had a magazine with the word *** underlined by Tammy, and that was all that she had. It was a freezing night and Tammy, who was ****, embraced Tanya, who was ****, for extra warmth and assurance. “I feel him!” Tanya whispered in a frightened whisper. “I feel the ****-Monster too,” Tammy replied timidly, an hour before they fell asleep in each other's arms.

I felt the love from tip to toe on my ******. “This is what it's about, Jesse Jackson,” I said as Tammy entered the room romantically like a Romani Romanian. “Here,” she said with virginal delicacy, “take this ****** from my willing hands.”

I heard the death rattle. It was the end. My ****** was dead.

Before it's too late.

Your bright, mottled skin's tarry, torn & porous, just like a demonic
****** who's hangin' by his broked neck in a swampy Florida forest

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Our ***** are exactly the same size 'cept your *** is 10 times bigger
in the forest, where we are deafened by the disturbing noise of mild
nature as wild creatures, materially speakin,' are forever the poorest

When you're on the roof the chance of you being crushed by someone falling off the roof is greatly reduced. On the other hand, if you're on the ground the chance of you being crushed by someone falling off the roof is greatly enhanced.

In real time not convoluted or anything. I slid celery across my plate to launch half an egg into the wall. 'Tain't kid M, nor kid N. It's kiddo!

Disenfranchisement requires a faulty rationale: No children, no stake in the future, no progeny and a dead stop to your 10,000-year genetic line. Dear sister Linda Vester, I sympathize with your plight. Tom Brokaw stole my chest X-rays. I feel your hand on my ****. I feel a burning sensation. Are you holding a lit cigarette? *******! Throw me a bone. I'm boneless like chicken that's de-*****. I bone-up on my studies. I make no bones about it.

I'm forced to live in the woods & eat moles 'cause I really do love it
and I'd never ***** that I am too royal toward it, or very far above it
or *****-***** to ream & **** it, even when I'm 768 miles from it
Unlike you, with your greyish bumps, I ain't scarfed corn dogs with
stinkin' garbage men, in garbage trucks, speeding to garbage dumps
My ditzy ***** went crazy from a street drug so, like they did with
father Grigorii Rasputin, I shot her twice, then wrapped her in a rug
While I'm swingin' an ax in an abortuary to unsettle my calm bones
I find quiet consolation listening to near-dead, half-deaf Tom Jones
who dreams of Earth minus lesbians grooming dads as mom clones

Tom Brokaw refuses to return my chest X-rays.

Duwayne sat on a big mountain that overlooked his crib. His biotch was naked and dead. His homies were in jail. Duwayne had money that he had taken from his A.I.D.S.-infected mama's purse. Yesterday a baby squirrel fell from a tree. Duwayne ate it and then stole a car.

It was a beautiful day to be alive  in my favorite
nursing home, except for the old, dead people.
   “Hi Gertie!” I exclaimed to Gertrude.
   She said nothing. I realized that she was vain & stuck-up.
   “How's my favorite World War 2 veteran?” I playfully asked
old Joe who appeared to be dead. I checked his pulse and his
arm fell off. He was dead alright. Maybe I was being too
******* Gertie. I'll give her another chance next time.

The dog kidney & cornea market is highly profitable. The demand for dog-parts is phenomenal. Dog-transplantation surgery is fun & rewarding. You may ask: (1) How much money do I need to start a dog-***** business? (2) How many dogs do I need? (3) Where do I get dogs? (4) Is dog-meat as tasty as I imagine it to be?

DAD WHO PLUGGED IN NIGHT LIGHT FOR FRIGHTENED KIDS WAS AWARDED AMERICA'S HIGHEST HONOR FOR BRAVERY BY THE PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE today in front of 42 million Mexican well-wishers on rented donkeys. What do you call a sack of dog-**** lying on the ground? Comey!

I stepped over the line to flee from my communist teachers because
they were spooning greasy puke under the soccer stadium bleachers
with the trite insight of bright Christian-eon might to blight uptight,
****-right, light-**** appetites of scuzzy peach-fuzzy peach ******

I've agreed to pay him the money he wants but only if he'll yank mine ahead of 6 other *****. I sat still and waited for the fun to start with my feet in stirrups and my legs far apart. He would not listen to what I had to say because, for him, gynecological tooth-extraction was the quickest, cheap way.

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Obama wolfed dog from town: dog nose, dog toes, dog boiled, dog
slowly cooked below ground; Obama's a snake, deaf without sound
'cause Christian-sermoned noise, for Mohammedans, is not allowed
I'll tap out brain-waves for the brain-dead, for the trained red, for an instant, a ***** & a Cuban partisan participant when all's been said

The Fire Motel ~ No motel is cozier than the Fire Motel. Enjoy a weekend of hot, *****-*** at the Fire Motel. When you've had enough *****-***, simply shoot your *****, set fire to your room and drive away.

Estoy aquí hoy para hablar sobre mi amor por las mujeres altas de Indonesia. Siempre me he sentido de esta manera. No puedo evitarlo. Algún día tendré un bebé alto en Yakarta.

We were enjoying our first picnic in 16 years when you beat me viciously because the temperature dropped 2 degrees.

The bus was late so, when no one was looking, you punched me in the throat.

It's untitled because it would be wrong
to call it "The ******* All Poem."

I approached the garbage man and begged for garbage.
I rolled in mud like a pig.
My family loves me a little.
I hope to raise my I.Q. by 3 points before July.

like a Mexican ***** witch whose witchcraft cast a ***** hex free
while a B.B.W. paints red penises on ****-house walls at Walmart &
3 C.S.M.'s die of seizures 'cause Walmart's urinals ain't the cleanest
Man with micro-brain paints giant penises on walls of Walmart and   4 recruits suffer seizures 'cause Walmart customers ain't the leanest
Shady ill-fated, ****-rated, ******-baited Barry Soetoro was the real
president, the real queer president of Sumatra-*******-****-*******

I'm boneless like chicken that's de-*****.
I bone-up on my studies.
I make no bones about it.

You're crippled and you can't walk. You're in love with a lawn chair and you don't own shoes, you rent. Twice in 3 days the mail was late. You hate the post office so much that you haven't been able to digest hamburger meat since last Christmas. Things are getting messy.

A small, ******* boy asks: “Daddy, can we eat lasagna at the Barbara Bush Foundation for Family Lunacy?”
   “Lasagna? No son, that's crazy talk.”

Thoughts of suicide, during psychosis, are physiological manifestations of vitamin-deficit maladies. Happy sentiments about love mean nothing. Beriberi (the vitamin B1 deficiency) fosters melancholia. Pellagra (the vitamin B3 deficiency) fosters melancholia. People contemplating self-****** should be put on B1 & B3. Their blood sugar should be checked, as well as thyroid function.